July TFLN Time

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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cyno | genshin impact | ota

[cashewlater]

1. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.

2. Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field.

3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

4. You should be napping right now. I'm going to have to take you in for resisting a rest.

5. Text him! (I'm not sorry)

after probably getting 1-4 in succession

[forestwatcher]

I want a divorce.

2

[quellen]

that's ridiculous. it's a scarecrow. it's an inanimate object.

[ xiao please. ]

4

[battlebugs]

Heh, that's a good one! Way funnier than anything the authorities in Inazuma could pull off!

[myriadic]

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize.

Reading 1-4 later...

[localgrandma]

[...]

I think you can do better.

Demyx | Kingdom Hearts

[melodiouspacifist]

1. It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the body.

2. Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.

3. Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?

4. We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him.

5. Wildcard

2

[lightresearch]

I think the better question is, who steals eggnog in July??

3

[unapprovedtrash]

I think that gets you arrested for sexual harassment...

Dion Lesage | FFXVI

[dragoonoflight]

1. Please don't ironically join a cult.

2. I can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

3. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

4. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

4

[zechs_isonfire]

Have you perhaps tried ... "I hope you find everything you deserve while pursuing your decision" ?

Toge Inumaki | Jujutsu Kaisen

[cursedwords]

1. At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.

2. Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."

3. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???

4. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

1

[cursedpromises]

do you even have to ask?

can't be worse than any of my ideas anyway lbr

Dr. Senku Ishigami | Dr. STONE

[10billionpercent]

1. God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.

2. This guy just said irregardless, get me out of here.

3. I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What don't you say?

4. I made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso. I can feel colors.

1

[fun_thementalist]

I feel terribly hurt I may cry ;;

Vash the Stampede | Trigun Stampede

[huntedtyphoon]

1. not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today

2. I just found my relic after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

3. Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos. And a bag of nachos.

4. My life is far too together for someone who's such a hot mess inside

3

[fogsong]

Can't text me that and expect me not to ask.

Possessed and stoned or horny and stoned?

Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill

[fogsong]

1. I too understand the importance of cheesy bread.

2. Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you i appreciate u verry much.

3. I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.

4. I woke up with glitter in my wounds.

2

[melodiouspacifist]

Since you asked nicely, I guess so.

Rezo Greywords | Slayers | Myth

[redprayer]

A: I was recently told that my “texting” seems impersonal, so I thought I could practice using “emojis” to make my messages feel more personable. 😈

How was that?

B: I created a new tequila drink. It is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

C: You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant."

D: Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

E: Text him ig

A

[cursedwords]

Perfect! Send that to everyone you know immediately!

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. Every time you come over you bleed on everything.

2. How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs?

3. I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS

4. Well, you did quote Socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down.

5. If you don't sing me a lullaby, then I'll just take shots until I pass out.

6. text her!

1

[moseyin]

"every time" it was like 4 times max

And i said i was sorry!!! i didn't know it was still bleeding

Matthew | The Sandman | OTA

[astheravenflies]

1. Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

2. He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

3. my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

2

[thiscruel]

That seems like it would be dangerous.

Viktor | Arcane | OTA

[scienceofthearcane]

1. Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

2. I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

3. just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors

3

[fogsong]

It's called historical accuracy.

Malcolm Bright | Prodigal Son

[prodigalmess]

1. What doesn't kill you makes you have such a limited concept of pain you end up walking around with a sprained ankle for two weeks.

2. I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into Twizzlers.

3. A shower wasn't enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.

4. Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

5. Text him.

2

[fogsong]

Why Twizzlers? And will it taste like a regular Twizzler or a nutrient-dense gummy?

Pela Cintri | Original

[skeine]

1. I think you just described the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written.

2. You now know someone who has just successfully talked her way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight.

3. I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?

4. Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.

5. The paramedics were not my fault this time.

6. WILDCARD/MISFIRES/TEXT HER?

2

[thiscruel]

Congratulations. [ Is that the right thing to say in this situation? ] Was there a book that you really needed?

Ezra Bridger | Star Wars: Rebels + CRAU

[ezra_of_lothal]

1.I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

2. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

3. God knew I'd have questionable taste in men, so made me ace spec to discourage me from fucking them.

I have impeccable taste in ladies, tho.

4. On the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

5. Text him!

1

[hasmuchtolearn]

A polite way or a Jedi way?

Riki | Xenoblade | OTA.

[biteybitey]

1. Bitey bitey not a crime where Riki come from! Why crime here?
2. Riki LOVE adventure but when adventure is Hom-Hom fire drinks Riki gets in trouble ...
3. What means 'bag hunter'?
4. Riki told Friend at fire drink place Riki has Wifeypon and many Littlepon ... Friend laughs! Riki never feel so humiliated!! BITEY
5. Text him! Misfires and assumed CR OK.

Din Djarin | The Mandalorian/BoBF

[foundlingfather]

1. I told you I was good to pilot.
2. Please don't accidentally join a cult
3. Let the record show that I hate your ass.
4. Had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move. AGAIN.
5. You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Spotchka." WTF.

2

[hasmuchtolearn]

Does the Jedi Order count? If so it’s a bit late for that.

[Not that he thinks the Jedi are a cult at all but he’s curious to see what Din thinks.]

harrowhark nonagesimus 💀 the locked tomb

[necrosaint]

1. I will be there in five minutes. If not, read this again.
2. You sent me 45 texts that all say "meow?"
3. I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
4. This place is certainly full of unfortunate moustaches.
5. text her

1 & 2

[necrosavior]

One for every time I had to read your text again.

Zhongli || Genshin Impact

[moradigging]

1. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"

2. My apologies, I've seem to have gotten lost. Do you know where I am?

3. wildcard

1, here to ruin your day.

[notgrande]

That was me, old man. Did you not see me?