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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[bossyboiler]

If people would have just done what I told them to do, it would have been fine. The problem is that they don't listen.

[punderworldgod]

Oh no, you're one of those. Of course they didn't work out.

[bossyboiler]

Yes, yes I am.

[ She knows what she's about son. ]

[punderworldgod]

Okay, this is how you became the boss of your own business. I'm getting it now.

[bossyboiler]

I don't currently have a business. Anywhere.

[punderworldgod]

But you did, right? You have that vibe.

[bossyboiler]

It is a retirement goal of mine. I can't just stop working altogether. I might die.

[punderworldgod]

Retirement is when you can go hog wild on hobbies, but I sure think you can get there before retirement.

[bossyboiler]

I'm certain I could to, should I put my mind to it.

[punderworldgod]

I guess there's no reason to rush anything in Folkmore. Most people don't come in with a countdown.

[bossyboiler]

There's not and speaking of countdowns, how are you doing with the whole not dying thing?

[punderworldgod]

I still get to enjoy your scones, so I'm good.

It's you know... good. What I wanted. I don't really have all the rest figured out.

[bossyboiler]

Always.

There's time to figure all that out.

[punderworldgod]

There's time. [ Baphomet pauses, unsure whether he wants to say the next part. ] I don't want to coast.

[bossyboiler]

What do you want to do?

[punderworldgod]

Live? Make things happen in my life. The writer of my own story.

[ It sounds so dumb. ]

[bossyboiler]

Okay but like specifically, what do you want to do?

[ It's not dumb! She doesn't think he sounds dumb. ]

[punderworldgod]

I don't know. Main thing I've been working on is improving my healing abilities. I did the bodyswap for Viktor back in April, you know? I'd like to help solve more people's health problems. I was also trying to make my bar The Spot a safe place from the trials, but a damn fucking Sphinx showed up at the end of May, so fuck that apparently. Plus I'm analyzing rocks with Jayce. I was going to be an archaeologist back home, but there's a distinct lack of things to dig up here. Literally, no dead!

Those are all... things, but it seems ridiculous none of them mention Tech. I've wanted to have healthy relationships ever since I got here, and Tech's well... Tech. I love him.

[ Why did she have to keep asking? Why did he word vomit? It's terrible. He hits send anyway. ]

[bossyboiler]

[ She reads the word vomit and smiles. She's such a damn mom about it all that the Narration has to sigh. ]

It sounds like you know what you want. Those are all admirable goals. I wish I could help you with the Sphinx but riddles are not my strong suit. Maybe you could enlist Tech's help with it? He's beyond intelligent. It could be a project that you two could work together on?

Have you told Tech that you love him? I know admitting that can feel like leaping off of a tall cliff.

[punderworldgod]

Oh, the Sphinx is gone. It involved getting extremely familiar with a stranger while we spilled our guts so it wouldn't attack. What a way to get to know someone, huh? It undermines the idea of The Spot being safe from the trials, which may well have been the larger point Thirteen was making. I may rule the Underground, but in the end it's all her playground.

That ship has sailed, ma'am. I've told Tech for months. He said it first, I'll admit, by a ways, but I got there.

[bossyboiler]

Oh, yeah? Almost the same thing happened to me. I was tied up to a stranger. Which I know sounds kinky but it wasn't. At first we tried talking and telling intimate things about each other but that didn't work. So. I decided to kiss him and it worked. We were free. The poor guy. He is being so awkward about it but it's not like I used tongue.

That's great to hear.

[punderworldgod]

That was here, not in Hell? Damn, not sure which is more awkward. Thankfully, me and my stranger moved past the awkward to sharing drinks and semi- becoming friends. Did have Thirteen nearly convince someone he and I were soulmates months ago.

I'm such a sap over Tech. I could sicken someone.

[bossyboiler]

That was here. In Hell, we might have been made to torture one another to get free. A kiss is nothing. I mean a kiss shouldn't be nothing. Ugh. I miss kissing. =\ Anyway. I'm rambling.

I think it's sweet.

[punderworldgod]

Oh ho, the mom needs a date. You should get out there. You never know who you'll find. I mean, look at Tech. I never expected to find someone like him.

[bossyboiler]

I don't need a date. I just need someone to snuggle and make out with for a few minutes and then I'll be good. [ Maybe some heavy petting. Maybe. ] I don't know about getting out there. I might be terrified about what I find.

I'm glad you two found each other.