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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Cal Kestis | Star Wars | Legend

[unapprovedtrash]

1. I put little cups of pretzels next to everyone's heads so they'll have a snack when they wake up.

2. Did we play strip poker last night?

3. No, I am NOT using my memory viewing abilities to help you back track your drunk adventure from last night so you can find your pants, or your keys, or whatever it is drunk you misplaced.

4. Was it you that convinced me to completely shave my stubble last night?? I look like I'm about 14 now, this is horrible.

5. Just passed a sign for an 'Adult food and fuel Superstore' Wtf does that even mean?

6. TEXT HIM

4

[hasmuchtolearn]

Now you know how I feel.

Re: 4

[unapprovedtrash]

Pettiness is unbecoming of a Jedi you know.

[ JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE JEALOUS OF HIS FACIAL HAIR… ]

[hasmuchtolearn]

So is pouting.

It's simply not right that someone younger than I am should look older. Besides, you did it of your own free will.

[unapprovedtrash]

[ There's the legendary Kenobi sass. ]

I'm not pouting! This is text you have no way of knowing if I am or not.

[ He's absolutely pouting. ]

You could, hear me out, grow some of your own.

[hasmuchtolearn]

I can practically feel it oozing through the Force, even from here.

[He might be laughing right now.]

You know full well that I can not. I haven't been knighted yet.

[unapprovedtrash]

Feeling it through the Force my butt.

It's not like Master Windu is going to emerge from your sink to lecture you if you skip shaving a few extra days or set your clippers to a 0.5 instead of a 0

[hasmuchtolearn]

Your butt has nothing to do with it.

You don't know that!

[Considering the things he's heard about this place, that seemed very plausible to him!]

1

[ezra_of_lothal]

That's really sweet.

I mean, I'd probably side eye random food appearing that I wasn't sure where it came from, but that because I've seen *way* too much mood/mind/body altering food in my, uh, journeys.

Still a sweet thought.

Re: 1

[unapprovedtrash]

oooh. You’re right I’ll write ‘heart Cal’ on them all so they know it’s from me…

[ he is notably a bit tipsy right now. ]

Wait people were screwing with the food??? That’s so messed up.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Good idea.

And right???? Some of us grew as much of our own food as we could. I kinda got hard core into gardening.

Not a thing here?

[unapprovedtrash]

I don't think so but maybe lets not talk about food that fights back TOO much in case the fox sees and gets ideas.

Gardening is nice though. I started a garden on the saloon roof back home. The nice lady in the tube sock outfit was helping me.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Oh? We'll have to swap tips or something.

You got some water or tea, or something, over there, buddy?

[unapprovedtrash]

My tip is to never plant a Skungus. They smell bad and they explode.

And I'm fine I got juice. Mixed with a little wine cooler.

[ezra_of_lothal]

I'll jot that down. [He will not.]

And alrighty. As long as you're aware that more alcohol is not, in fact, a good hangover cure.

2

[bossyboiler]

No. I don't play that with kids.

Re: 2

[unapprovedtrash]

Madam once again I am twenty three.

[bossyboiler]

I know. But you're still younger than me.

[ See. This is what turning thirty gets you, an adultier adult. ]

[unapprovedtrash]

By what three or four years? I guess I still need to figure out what happened to my socks and shirt.

[bossyboiler]

No comment. Maybe someone took them as a souvenir?

[unapprovedtrash]

A souvenir of WHAT. Kate some perv might have my socks right now.

1

[skeine]

[ After waking up: ]

You are the patron saint of hangovers.

Re: 1

[unapprovedtrash]

Aw. That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever called me.

[skeine]

[ Someone had a lot of fun last night, but this morning is decidedly less so. ]

How many did I have?

[unapprovedtrash]

A few. More then two, less then ten.