1. Wait. You met on OnlyFans. Which one of you was the fan? Because one of you banged your stalker.
2. There's a difference though - I drank at seven in the morning because time is meaningless on a space station. *You* drink at seven in the morning because you're an alcoholic.
3. Unfortunately the whiskey ran out midway through the viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
4. I need advice on how to politely say 'fuck you on your way to hell'.
Zechs Merquise | Gundam Wing
2. There's a difference though - I drank at seven in the morning because time is meaningless on a space station. *You* drink at seven in the morning because you're an alcoholic.
3. Unfortunately the whiskey ran out midway through the viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
4. I need advice on how to politely say 'fuck you on your way to hell'.
5. TEXT HIM (misfires welcome)