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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's mostly monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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aerith gainsborough | ffvii

[flowerpeddle]

1) Who tries to steal eggnog.
2) Holy shit he’s stupid hot!
3) When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart.
4) If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
5) text her!

three.

[likeyouknow]

well it didn't look the same from where i was at, and you ARE smart

( she was lying on the floor, eating pasta. in her underwear. )

GARA UKAI 💀 HANDEAD ANTHEM 💀 MYTH.

[shurajodo]

1.) i swear the giant foxes are out to get me
2.) i'm not exactly swimming in spoons but i'd totally shell out for something batshit. i need the excitement.
3.) i need a pachinko parlor like they got back home.
4.) if i don't get onstage sometime soon i'm gonna bite a hole in someone
5.) do the yakiniku places around here charge less if you don't cook your meat.
6.) ( text him! misfires welcome! )

yuji itadori | jjk

[eyescar]

1) There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
2) He made me watch three musicals and then told me he was tired. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
3) That girl keeps sending eggplant emojis???
4) My roommate just angrily told the dog he should have knocked
5) text him!

3.

[bocchitime]

maybe she wants you to cook for her? stir fried eggplant is pretty good...

raven | tales of vesperia

[trichotomy]

1) I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
2) I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
3) I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
4) What does "mood AF" mean?
5) text him!

2

[vibing]

cover them up

erik lehnsherr | xmcu

[metalkinetic]

1) I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
2) My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
3) I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
4) your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
5) text him!

1

[havesomany]

Want some company?

KO TENJIN 🌟 HANDEAD ANTHEM 🌟 LEGEND.

[exaltruistic]

1.) If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
2.) Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
3.) He yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
4.) Please don't ironically join a cult
5.) Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
6. ( text him! misfires welcome! )

5

[tryingtobe]

sounds like you need nicer handcuffs

Hitori "Bocchi" Gotoh | Bocchi the Rock! | Myth

[bocchitime]

1. last night was a bad idea. my head hurts and now my tracksuit reeks of korean bbq

2. we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am while i had another anxiety attack

3. please don't ironically join a cult.

((Keep is SFW, please.))

3

[vibing]

why not
its fine if its funny

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. I just saw a woman parallel park a horse.

2. I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy," but you cannot hang them in the living room.

3. The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face.

4. The cashier at the train station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work. It was kinda sweet.

5. I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.

6. text her!

4.

[bocchitime]

you're so cool for taking that in stride. i would have died.

Kei Okazaki | Collar x Malice

[protectionisaservice]

1. I was so high last night that at one point, I kept licking his neck and saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

2. He may not be good for my soul, but he's great for my dick!

3. It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of cucumber chocolate bread and overconfidence on the human body.

4. Is there a sexuality term for "only wants hatefucks"?

5. I was trying to be good, but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

6. [Text him]

1

[crowneddragon]

I mean, don't get me wrong, truffles are sinful, but you gotta work on your dirty talk, Ghost

James Moriarty (Ruler) | Fate/Grand Order

[divisors]

1. Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come to see you.

2. Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.

3. No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.

4. If you're the one who tried to dose me with catnip when I was in my cat form? Die.

5. text him!

1

[scienceofthearcane]

That sounds both messy and sicky.

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen

[moondregs]

1. Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Meet me at the entrance to Lapine at noon.

2. Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.

3. I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags. I’m a rabbit not a goat.

4. I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.

5. Text him!

4

[kyley_b]

dude there's not enough synonyms for 'cock' for that.

Steve Rogers | MCU

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. You said you were going to water it down but actually just added more vodka.
2. Found a bunch of spirit folk kids trying to take my bike out for a joyride. Not sure I have the heart to tell them you have to put a key in the ignition. They're having a blast trying to figure out how it works.
3. I was told to ask you for details about the... amorous lightning.
4. You tried calling me at 4 in the morning to eat pasta and watch movies.
5. Text him!

1

[deathbygoldfish]

but it looks like water
...

did it help?

[havesomany]

1.Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
2.“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
3.Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…4.There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
5. Text Her!

4. ( misfire ok? )

[exaltruistic]

Make some back.

Viktor | Arcane | Myth

[scienceofthearcane]

1) "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. That's how drunk.

2) I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

3) I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.

4) I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

2

[defenderoftomorrow]

Oh, I know a few.:

- I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are'.
- I do bevel we may be better strangers.
- Just go be you somewhere other than here.
- Your presence fills a much-needed space in my life.
- My middle finger is dying to give you a standing ovation.

calix ( original )

[mordeo]

[ ooc; info! ]

1. fuck, i have to get my shit together by lunch. mission impossible.
2. i remember making out with all three of you. that's not going to make things awkward, is it?
3. i just sneezed and set the curtains on fire.
4. then you took four shots. two of them were maple syrup.

2. stares into ur soul

[dohaeras]

Not unless you do it in your draconic form next time, in which case I would like to remind you I have no desire to be accidentally eaten.

Jayce Talis | Arcane | OTA

[defenderoftomorrow]

I. Enough with the pineapple-on-pizza debate, let's talk about the real serious question. Do you think pop-tarts are a sandwich or a ravioli?

II. Life is hard and all but sometimes there's a kitty.

III. I'm doing a lot of finding out for very little fucking around, actually. I would love to fuck around more and find out less, if possible.

IV. Embrace your inner demons. Bring them flowers. Set up a date. Tongue kiss them, even.

V. [ Text him /misfires welcome. ]

I

[scienceofthearcane]

Wow this is difficult but going to with ravioli because they're sealed up.

Dainsleif | Genshin Impact

[twilight_sword]

1. Please don't ironically join a cult.

2. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

3. I think I have a boyfriend. I still don't understand how it happened.

4. So you threw a sword at me last night.

5. Text him!

1

[shadowsincryo]

Please. I haven't done undercover work like that since I got here.

Shikanoin Heizou | Genshin Impact

[shikanoinheizou]

1. Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.

2. He obviously doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered.

3. Handcuffs. Recovered. I'm a goddamn detective.

4. I walked all over town completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.

5. Text him!

1

[tryingtobe]

is that your way of saying you need a place to sleep?

Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. Apparently I'm a "fire hazard".
2. The bump on my forehead, I think, is from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over.
3. I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
4. My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me.
5. text him.

4 - UN: GuidesMe

[thornspawn]

I'm confused, do you want me to join him, dissuade you, or commiserate?

[#JustPaladinThings]

Tighnari | Genshin Impact

[forestwatcher]

1. You don't make any sense.

2. As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY much right now. Sorry.

3. Lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.

4. I tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."

5. Text him!

3

[tryingtobe]

you could just keep eating the batter
i can help

Hythlodaeus | FFXIV

[modestpurpose]

1. Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you.

2. I'm currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me.

3. Just a general question, but if I got arrested, would you bail me out. This is important.

4. I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.

5. Text him!

2 - UN: GuidesMe

[thornspawn]

[It takes him a moment to text back.]

Where are you? Are you safe?

Jecht | FFX

[fathersday]

1. hey not complaining about the nudes, 10/10 but i just got here. you sure these are for me?

2. [ This one is not an electronic message, but instead a piece of paper left on your porch with his contact information, along with the following, scribbled message: ] sorry about your porch

3. you asked me to fuck but I was asleep. i hate being old

4. at this point id be content with blueberry pancakes in the morning

5. text him!

1.

[shurajodo]

Are you fucking kidding me. Who is this

yuri lowell | tales of vesperia

[vibing]

1. is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

2. i encourage you to ignore feeling. no matter what this place wants you to think it aint worth it

3. showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea i thought it was

4. i love friends. friendship is wonderful. i wish the bartender cat was my friend

3

[thinkfirst]

What precisely did you think they were going to say?? What was the objective????

Also, please clarify, is this a new stab wound or the one I already know about?

dave strider | homestuck

[chumpelstiltskin]

1. who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door

nvm it was me

2. because bro i dont want my dick being touched mid conversation
3. i swear to god no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
4. it's too hot outside to masturbate
5. you fed me pizza off a sword last night
6. text him

5

[vibing]

and thats a problem or......?

geralt of rivia | the witcher

[gwynbleids]

1. Do they know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?

2. You threw up into the pocket of your shirt. Which was pretty damn impressive.

3. Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a cart on me.

4. Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me princess.

5. Text him

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

No problem.

Question: Do you still want to be called princess?