texts from the weekend ...

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's mostly monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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dave strider | homestuck

[chumpelstiltskin]

1. who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door

nvm it was me

2. because bro i dont want my dick being touched mid conversation
3. i swear to god no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
4. it's too hot outside to masturbate
5. you fed me pizza off a sword last night
6. text him

5

[vibing]

and thats a problem or......?

[chumpelstiltskin]

no its the opposite of a problem
it was weirdly impressive

[vibing]

swords can cut pizza just as good as any other knife if you got the skill

[chumpelstiltskin]

oh i know that part
i grew up without the regular luxury cutlery like forks and shit
fed myself spaghettios with a switch blade like a regular person
i mean i guess you usually just grab pizza with your hands anyway
but theres something about being fed pizza off a sword that elevates it
unless youre being coy about it then touche

1

[kyley_b]

why a tortilla

[chumpelstiltskin]

i couldnt find paper and it seemed really important at the time

[kyley_b]

were you intoxicated at the time or just weird?

[chumpelstiltskin]

i think we need to face the very real possibility that it was both

do you think if i leave it there itll solidify into an ancient relic

[kyley_b]

it's likely, even.

i think it will attract mice, but it's worth a shot.

3

[moondregs]

I have questions and yet I also don’t want answers.

[chumpelstiltskin]

ok
do you have any advice

[moondregs]

One of my questions I didn’t know if I wanted answers to was ‘why was I contacted for this situation’.

I don’t know if you consider this a problem or a boon, for one.

[chumpelstiltskin]

idk
im flattered but also a little concerned
i broke the seal on my ass virginity ages ago but the eagerness is alarming
also the range