texts from the weekend ...

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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calix ( original )

[mordeo]

[ ooc; info! ]

1. fuck, i have to get my shit together by lunch. mission impossible.
2. i remember making out with all three of you. that's not going to make things awkward, is it?
3. i just sneezed and set the curtains on fire.
4. then you took four shots. two of them were maple syrup.

2. stares into ur soul

[dohaeras]

Not unless you do it in your draconic form next time, in which case I would like to remind you I have no desire to be accidentally eaten.

sweats

[mordeo]

i have too many teeth in the way to try making out with anyone in that shape, anyway. plus i'm not into vore.

[dohaeras]

I would, however, like to ride you in that form. If you're amenable.

[mordeo]

[ the temptation to make a get-between-your-thighs joke is so, so difficult to ignore. ]

as long as you're not planning on treating me like a horse, we can maybe make that happen.

[dohaeras]

I don't treat Vhagar like a dumb beast, I've no desire to do the same to you. You understand basic directions: that's all we really need if your mouth is too big to talk back.

[mordeo]

i can always find a way to talk back, it's one of my defining traits.
vhagar's massive, right? powerful, not super maneuverable?

[dohaeras]

She is the most ancient and powerful of all dragons in Westeros. Your dragon-neck would fit in her jaws.

[mordeo]

yeah, my kid's sire at home is enormous, too.
i ask because i'm a lot more zippy in the air than you might be used to. i can keep it pretty even-keel if that's what you want, or we can have fun with it.

[dohaeras]

I'm confident I can handle you, Calix.

[mordeo]

well, well, well, i'm into the confidence.
ok, it's a date. maybe sometime this weekend.

[dohaeras]

[ ??? ]

If it requires a date we ought to set one.

[mordeo]

[ cute.. ] dating is a colloquialism for courting in this case, but used playfully.

saturday, then. i'm personally a morning guy, but if you have a time of day you like better, i'm not picky.

[dohaeras]

[ Hold your dragons. Courting? He stares at the words, mind mildly blown at the notion of courting a legitimate dragon; that's simply (and physically, morally) impossible back home, and he assumed Calix wouldn't be interested in him that way. More than that, it didn't even chance to cross Aemond's mind that Calix might. How do dragons court each other, anyway? Vhagar never went in for that sort of thing, being a grandma.

Calix is comely as a human, admittedly. As a dragon, he's beautiful, as bronze as Vhagar might once have been before she turned green with old age. ]

When might you mean it formally?

As an aside: the morning works for me.

3 (If that's okay with you?)

[crowneddragon]

Call it a party trick, bow, and get the hell out before the house catches too.

[mordeo]

i can't just leave them on fire, i'll never be invited over again.

[crowneddragon]

Oh, because invites are still on the table?

Ummmm? Pretend it's the newest fabric craze and you need it for a dress, take the curtain and run with it?

[mordeo]

well, they know i'm a dragon. shit happens.

i dumped my drink on them. i'll get them new ones later.

[crowneddragon]

Oh wait, this all started because you're a dragon?

Why am I always the last one to hear about this sort of thing?

(Can I ask for a ride if I'm running late for something?)

[mordeo]

probably because there's not a lot of room for a full size dragon, even a small one, in one of the houses here.

depends on how cute you are about it.

[crowneddragon]

Aw, yiss~

I'll have you know I'm irresponsible.

[crowneddragon]

Irresistible*

Damn autocorrect!

[mordeo]

lol autocorrect is real rude calling you out like that.

3.

[vretha]

Does that ... happen to you often, was the flaming sneeze predictable.

[mordeo]

i mean, not usually? definitely not when i'm all human like this.

[ did you... did you forget to tell her you're a dragon, calix??? ]