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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's mostly monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[deathbygoldfish]

but it looks like water
...

did it help?

[pursuitofcappiness]

No? I mean it wasn't a problem for me, I can't get drunk. But it wasn't exactly the cheapest option.

[deathbygoldfish]

i didn't think of that!
I might have been drunk.

[It's a little too easy for Keyleth to get drunk.]

I might still be drunk

[pursuitofcappiness]

I think you might still be drunk.

Does it help if you turn into a bear?

1/2

[deathbygoldfish]

OH I DIDNT THINK OF TAHAT!

LET ME SEE

2/2

[deathbygoldfish]

ki xdkl tr gjnhijmnl koirt wlorkmled

[Turn's out typing as a bear is difficult.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Err, hit the video button?

Video

[deathbygoldfish]

[It does take Keyleth a few tries but soon enough Steve has a video of a large semi-coordinated bear.]

Garr Arrr rrr

[She doesn't know how to speak but her arms are pantomiming each word and she appears just as drunk. Now she's a drunk bear sitting in the middle of the Prancing Pony.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Well, that wasn't a great idea, but he can even tell that she's drunk as a bear, so that definitely didn't work. ]

Do you need me to come drive you home?

Video/Text

[deathbygoldfish]

[Keyleth shakes her head up and down indicating yes... she needs help getting home though moving as a bear might be difficult. She holds up a finger and in the same natural shift from before Steve will see a cute little squirrel in front of the video screen, wearing Keyleth's usual antler headpiece.]

now you can carry me

[She's small enough to type but it takes her a long time to find all of the buttons.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I could've carried you even when you were a bear, Keyleth. I'm on my way. Don't pick a fight with the pixies.

[deathbygoldfish]

[The adorable little squirrel puffs up its cheeks as Keyleth quickly attempts to type back.]

But it'd be uncomfortable cuz my bear form is bigger than you

[pursuitofcappiness]

You've got a point. But doesn't everything seem so much slower to you, when you're a squirrel?

[deathbygoldfish]

[Her head tilts to the side displaying the pure cute confusion for a squirrel.]

No

[She frantically begins to type again.]

when i change my mind stays the same

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Huh, interesting.

Anyway, Steve shows up about five minutes later. ]

Keyleth?

[deathbygoldfish]

[Keyleth is happy to explain the difference between her druid shape change, polymorph and other shape changing magics but maybe when she's less drunk and less squirrel shaped.

When Steve arrives he'll find a little squirrel sitting in front of the communication device she'd been typing on with her little paws. She attempts to pick it up but with her current strength and intoxication level, Keyleth utterly fails and falls tummy down onto the device squeaking indignantly.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Steve picks both her and the device up, sticking it in his pocket and her on his shoulder. ]

You comfortable?

[deathbygoldfish]

[Keyleth nods her head, her cute little nose wiggling happily. The swaying of his steps makes her feel a little queasy but she's happy to curl up at the crook of his neck and close her eyes. She trusts Steve and is eager to make herself comfortable.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Steve makes sure not to jostle her too much as he walks out, taking the quickest path back to the Voxhaus. ]

Let me know if you become uncomfortable, okay?

[ She tickles a bit, but mostly he finds this cute and endearing. ]