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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Viktor | Arcane | Myth

[scienceofthearcane]

1) "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. That's how drunk.

2) I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

3) I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.

4) I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

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[defenderoftomorrow]

Oh, I know a few.:

- I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are'.
- I do bevel we may be better strangers.
- Just go be you somewhere other than here.
- Your presence fills a much-needed space in my life.
- My middle finger is dying to give you a standing ovation.

[scienceofthearcane]

That third one is the most benign-sounding.

[defenderoftomorrow]

It's an effective one.

I tried the first one with councilor Hoskel often, and every time he thought I was wishing him a good day.

[scienceofthearcane]

I suspect you've had more practice with finding ways to say a polite "fuck you' than I realized.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Yup.

You should see Mel, though, she turned it into an art. Sometimes she didn't even need to use words.

[scienceofthearcane]

Okay that would be pretty impresive to see.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Very. She had to deal with the elite for so long that she knew all the tricks to handle them.

I think that you two might have gotten along if you had the chance to talk to each other some more, without all the stress of what was going on.

[scienceofthearcane]

Unfortunately my first and only impression of her was her recommending Hextech be weaponized.

[defenderoftomorrow]

That was all wrong, I know. And I'm sorry. You were right about your reservations.

Technically, I think the first impression of her was when she caught us trying to sneak into Heimerdinger's lab and you told her you were taking me to your bedroom.

[scienceofthearcane]

True. Though she didn't let me get away with that silly ruse for even five seconds.

[defenderoftomorrow]

She saw right through us. But we were lucky that she gave us a chance too.

How come that was the first idea that popped into your mind, as an excuse?

[scienceofthearcane]

Because I figured that was the most plausible reason people would be sneaking around in thee dark?

[defenderoftomorrow]

In the academy???

Wow, I had no idea. Mom was right, I really needed more friends back then.

[scienceofthearcane]

[ ...Jayce pls ]

If I have to be the one to inform you that people were often sleeping with each other all over the Academy, there's a problem.

[defenderoftomorrow]

[ Sorry Vik, this is who you chose as a partner. ]

No, well, yes...I knew that. Totally knew that.

It's only that I had better things to do than keep track of who was doing what and where. [ Also he is often totally oblivious to these things. ]

[scienceofthearcane]

You didn't have to keep track of anything, it was in the air. Dorm rooms, Cafeteria, the shoes. Five minutes of hearing gossip and you knew who was sleeping with who and when they were meeting up again. I'm actually surprised you managed to be this oblivious through our Academy days.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Oh, you actually went to the cafeteria.

I wasn't all that social back then. When not studying, all of my free time was dedicated to investigating Hextech. I kept to myself a lot and barely slept, with in turn affected my grades. Maybe it's why we didn't see each other before my apartment exploded.

And the few people I talked too, like Dmitri, were either stupid or jerks.

[scienceofthearcane]

Since you had a home already in Piltover, you could just go there to sleep and eat. I wasn't so much social as eating meals in the cafeteria.

And I still say no one is stupid unless they refuse to learn. Paradoxically I encountered truly stupid people at the Academy.

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[obeir]

Stories like this make me glad alcohol doesn't affect me.

What did you say?

[scienceofthearcane]

I tried to politely decline but he ended up flirting with a coat rack so I don't know if he'll remember it.

[obeir]

Probably for the best if you ask me. Sounds like you dodged a very drunken bullet.

Would suggesting a different type of food have changed your answer at all?

[ Is he teasing Viktor now? Probably. ]

[scienceofthearcane]

[ Too bad it's really easy to tease Viktor. You can't see it but there's a slight pink tinge to his cheekbones. ]

...I think it was more down to someone eating things out of my bellybutton at all.

[obeir]

Understandable. It doesn't seem very hygienic. Not that I have much room to talk when I've eaten off the floor.

[ As an animal, but still. He's self aware. ]

And I think maybe you should be fed instead of being used as a human buffet.

[scienceofthearcane]

[ That pink tinge is not going away. ]

I don't think I've been fed since early childhood, really.