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[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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[defenderoftomorrow]

I hope they hailed you all as heroes, that was not a small feat.

Shame that the dragon had to be killed, they're incredible creatures, but if it was causing trouble then better to stop it. Are any of your friends here? Perhaps I talked to them.

[ Luck was in his favor then, and sometimes that's more valuable than being skilled. ]

[makeoutwithme]

In fact they gave us our own Keep and proclaimed us protectors of the realm. Quite the noble feat if I do say so myself.

As luck would have it my whole troupe of Vox Machina is here in Folkmore. It would appear I was the last to arrive but you know what they say save the best for last, right?

[defenderoftomorrow]

Getting a big house out of it is a sweet deal, so it becomes the official heroes.

Oh, Vox machina! I know Grog, he was one of the first people I met. We arrived in this world at the same time. He left me with quite an impression.

[ Especially since they met at Wintermute's hot springs after Grog jumped into the pool butt-naked. ]

I have yet to meet the others but I I think some of them also run a bakery?

[makeoutwithme]

That's my best buddy always leaving an impression may it be mentally or physically.

Yes indeed! Its called the Slayer's Cake though I have not had the pleasure of seeing it for myself yet either.

[defenderoftomorrow]

A really big impression, at that. [ If you catch his drift. ]I need to talk more with him one of these days.

An interesting name. Perhaps we should visit then, I am always in the mood for cake. Better eat pastries than deal with soul detroying demons.

[makeoutwithme]

Say no more, say no more!

Jayce I like your thinking my newfound friend! Stuffing my face with cake is exactly what I need.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Did he flash you too? If you have known each other for so long...

Then what are we waiting for? My treat.

[ Anything for good cake. ]

[makeoutwithme]

I may have caught a glimpse once or twice of his club foot throughout our travels.

We are going to get along just fine, Jayce.

[defenderoftomorrow]

The hazard of living in close quarters with someone. And that's a very interesting euphemism.

I hope so, yes.

[makeoutwithme]

There is more where that came from do not worry!

Well it sounds like a date, Jayce. Stuffing our faces with cake sounds like a great way to get to know each other.

[defenderoftomorrow]

I'm not sure if I should be at least a little bit worried. Just a smidge.

It's one of the tastiest. I'll see you there then? Or you want us to meet at the station?

[makeoutwithme]

We can meet up there. You do not have to hold my hand Jayce I can find my way...Unless you really want to.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Meeting at the bakery it is then.

Oh, I can't just go around holding someone's hand on our first date, how scandalous.

[ Since this is a rare case of Jayce understanding the jokes, he's being playful back. ]

[makeoutwithme]

If you think that is scandalous we've got to get you out more buddy.

[defenderoftomorrow]

I was joking, but I probably do need to go out more for real.

Back home, I never had a lot of chances to take days off. I did go to an occasional party, but those were also work related and not really enjoyable.

[makeoutwithme]

Maybe I can think of a few places I would like to check out soon enough and we can work on that tan of yours then.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Sure thing. I've been living in Folkmore for a few months, and I know most regions fairly well.

Having wings helps with getting to places quickly. By any chance, are you afraid of heights?

[makeoutwithme]

If I was afraid of heights I would probably be dead by now after how many times I have been snatched up unceremoniously by Keyleth in her giant eagle form. So that's a solid no, Jayce.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Oh, wow. An eagle big enough to pick you up? She must be a really strong familiar.

[makeoutwithme]

Not to brag or anything but she and I have actually been able to shapeshift before it was cool here in Folkmore.

[defenderoftomorrow]

That's totally a reason to brag a lot. So she's a mage? Well, a witch rather?

[makeoutwithme]

I think Keyleth might be a little offended if you called her a witch to her face she's not that cruel! Just a druid who can take the form of animals and enjoys talking to trees. That's right, trees.

[defenderoftomorrow]

My apologies, I didn't mean it in a despective way. Perhaps enchantress would have been a better word. I'll use Druid from now on if I have to refer to her.

Oh. [ A pause. ] Do the trees answer her?

[makeoutwithme]

She says they answer but who knows really. I find it pretty weird to be honest and that is saying something coming from a guy who shits in public places and uses it to spy on people.

[defenderoftomorrow]

As long as she's making friends.

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That's why more information than I needed to know. [ Scanlan, why. ] Does that tactic actually work?