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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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[mordeo]

[ the temptation to make a get-between-your-thighs joke is so, so difficult to ignore. ]

as long as you're not planning on treating me like a horse, we can maybe make that happen.

[dohaeras]

I don't treat Vhagar like a dumb beast, I've no desire to do the same to you. You understand basic directions: that's all we really need if your mouth is too big to talk back.

[mordeo]

i can always find a way to talk back, it's one of my defining traits.
vhagar's massive, right? powerful, not super maneuverable?

[dohaeras]

She is the most ancient and powerful of all dragons in Westeros. Your dragon-neck would fit in her jaws.

[mordeo]

yeah, my kid's sire at home is enormous, too.
i ask because i'm a lot more zippy in the air than you might be used to. i can keep it pretty even-keel if that's what you want, or we can have fun with it.

[dohaeras]

I'm confident I can handle you, Calix.

[mordeo]

well, well, well, i'm into the confidence.
ok, it's a date. maybe sometime this weekend.

[dohaeras]

[ ??? ]

If it requires a date we ought to set one.

[mordeo]

[ cute.. ] dating is a colloquialism for courting in this case, but used playfully.

saturday, then. i'm personally a morning guy, but if you have a time of day you like better, i'm not picky.

[dohaeras]

[ Hold your dragons. Courting? He stares at the words, mind mildly blown at the notion of courting a legitimate dragon; that's simply (and physically, morally) impossible back home, and he assumed Calix wouldn't be interested in him that way. More than that, it didn't even chance to cross Aemond's mind that Calix might. How do dragons court each other, anyway? Vhagar never went in for that sort of thing, being a grandma.

Calix is comely as a human, admittedly. As a dragon, he's beautiful, as bronze as Vhagar might once have been before she turned green with old age. ]

When might you mean it formally?

As an aside: the morning works for me.

[mordeo]

[ his brows shoot up at the question. just asking because he's curious, or asking because he's interested? ]

saturday morning, maybe, if you show me a good time.

[dohaeras]

[ ???? What does that mean? Are his skills at wrangling his way around above a dragon of any import? ]

I am a more than adequate dragon-rider, I assure you.

[mordeo]

[ he shouldn't tease aemond, but he can be so weirdly earnest and cute.. ]

i don't doubt it.
you want to court me? it's been a while.

[dohaeras]

We don't court men or dragons in Westeros. Usually.

[mordeo]

i'm not all that attached to one set of sexual organs or another, if that helps.
i'm pretty curious about 'usually,' though. particularly since your dragons don't change shape.

[dohaeras]

[ He thinks this is the first migraine a dragon has ever given him. ]

You are very confusing.
Nobody courts the dragons, they would be insane to do so. I meant more that men aren't considered appropriate partners.

[mordeo]

what're you confused about?
that's a shame, i had some really interesting images of someone trying to give a dragon flowers.

[dohaeras]

Are you saying you can change your sex? On occasion the dragons I know of may do so but it's ... rare.
So you're the romantic type. Hmm.

[mordeo]

yeah, we all can. i carried my kid, and honestly, i'll probably carry any future ones i have, too.
i can be, i guess. i picked up the flowers thing from watching humans, though.

[dohaeras]

[ What a mental overload. All he can think is a Targaryen child born of a dragon, imagine. Such a child would dominate all the Seven Kingdoms without challenge. He is slowly going mad, he suspects, because this isn't Westeros and he can't exactly drag that dragonman home. Fruitless, such a coupling.

... But fascinating. ]

Who is your mate?

[mordeo]

mates. we usually have a couple in our clans.
my baby's sire is named alard. he's the oldest of us still kicking around, as far as any of us know, so i'm pretty happy it worked out with us.

[dohaeras]

And you mated as dragons? In that form?

[mordeo]

[ it is.. admittedly weird talking about this. at home, people already know all this stuff about his people. he guesses aemond's dragons are pretty different, though. ]

yeah, we always do when we want kids with one another.
we had to be pretty careful for obvious reasons, though.

[ because.. calix is small. ]

[dohaeras]

So you cannot become withchild as a human woman?

[ It's Westerosi science, shh. ]

[mordeo]

i can, it's how we have kids with other races. why, you thinking about knocking me up?