texts from the weekend ...

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Comments

[makeoutwithme]

Lets just say a friend of mine almost completely lost his mind and went bat shit crazy seeking revenge. Bad enough?

[defenderoftomorrow]

Oh, that's awful. [ Jayce gives it a solid 8 on the scale of 'Things you don't want to get mixed with'. ]

Revenge never leads to anything good, but I can understand how it's a strong force to resist. Was your friend okay in the end? 

[makeoutwithme]

Mostly. He's probably still a little pissed that I threw his demon infested pistol in a pit of acid though.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Considering it was demon-infested, I think it was a sensible, logical choice.

How did he end with a cursed weapon?

[makeoutwithme]

Wish he felt the same way all he kept worrying about was how much the damn thing cost!

Basically a deal with the devil sort of thing from what I have gathered. There's been a lot of evil shit we had to deal with lately. Vampires, undead giants, hordes of zombies you name it!

[defenderoftomorrow]

I can understand how the loss of money, or the gun itself, is a problem but considering that he other option was carrying a demon with him everywhere...I wouldn't be that heartbroken about it.

You led a very interesting life. Are you some sort of hero, then? And what is a Zombie?

[makeoutwithme]

Oh nothing much. Just slayed a few dragons and saved a couple cities from evil doers. You know some small stuff like that no big deal!

A zombie? Think about a walking corpse that basically wants to eat your face off and that's about it.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Yes, absolutely small things. Who doesn't do some dragon slaying and city-saving on the weekends?

Can I ask how you stop a dragon? In my world they are bigger than mountains. [ Jayce is not exaggerating, but that's mostly the Celestial dragons. They are stupidly big, that with being god-like. ]

Ew. Hard pass.

[makeoutwithme]

All in a days work!

Well it was not easy I tell you! I was an inch away from fricken death but with a little bit of magic and powerful friends like mine we killed the bastard.

[We're talking one death saving throw and Scanlan would have been stiff as a board but somehow he still treks on. He's come to realize that you cannot fear death or fret the little things growing wiser with age.]

[defenderoftomorrow]

I hope they hailed you all as heroes, that was not a small feat.

Shame that the dragon had to be killed, they're incredible creatures, but if it was causing trouble then better to stop it. Are any of your friends here? Perhaps I talked to them.

[ Luck was in his favor then, and sometimes that's more valuable than being skilled. ]

[makeoutwithme]

In fact they gave us our own Keep and proclaimed us protectors of the realm. Quite the noble feat if I do say so myself.

As luck would have it my whole troupe of Vox Machina is here in Folkmore. It would appear I was the last to arrive but you know what they say save the best for last, right?

[defenderoftomorrow]

Getting a big house out of it is a sweet deal, so it becomes the official heroes.

Oh, Vox machina! I know Grog, he was one of the first people I met. We arrived in this world at the same time. He left me with quite an impression.

[ Especially since they met at Wintermute's hot springs after Grog jumped into the pool butt-naked. ]

I have yet to meet the others but I I think some of them also run a bakery?

[makeoutwithme]

That's my best buddy always leaving an impression may it be mentally or physically.

Yes indeed! Its called the Slayer's Cake though I have not had the pleasure of seeing it for myself yet either.

[defenderoftomorrow]

A really big impression, at that. [ If you catch his drift. ]I need to talk more with him one of these days.

An interesting name. Perhaps we should visit then, I am always in the mood for cake. Better eat pastries than deal with soul detroying demons.

[makeoutwithme]

Say no more, say no more!

Jayce I like your thinking my newfound friend! Stuffing my face with cake is exactly what I need.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Did he flash you too? If you have known each other for so long...

Then what are we waiting for? My treat.

[ Anything for good cake. ]

[makeoutwithme]

I may have caught a glimpse once or twice of his club foot throughout our travels.

We are going to get along just fine, Jayce.

[defenderoftomorrow]

The hazard of living in close quarters with someone. And that's a very interesting euphemism.

I hope so, yes.

[makeoutwithme]

There is more where that came from do not worry!

Well it sounds like a date, Jayce. Stuffing our faces with cake sounds like a great way to get to know each other.

[defenderoftomorrow]

I'm not sure if I should be at least a little bit worried. Just a smidge.

It's one of the tastiest. I'll see you there then? Or you want us to meet at the station?

[makeoutwithme]

We can meet up there. You do not have to hold my hand Jayce I can find my way...Unless you really want to.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Meeting at the bakery it is then.

Oh, I can't just go around holding someone's hand on our first date, how scandalous.

[ Since this is a rare case of Jayce understanding the jokes, he's being playful back. ]

[makeoutwithme]

If you think that is scandalous we've got to get you out more buddy.

[defenderoftomorrow]

I was joking, but I probably do need to go out more for real.

Back home, I never had a lot of chances to take days off. I did go to an occasional party, but those were also work related and not really enjoyable.

[makeoutwithme]

Maybe I can think of a few places I would like to check out soon enough and we can work on that tan of yours then.