texts from the weekend ...

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[makeoutwithme]

I think Keyleth might be a little offended if you called her a witch to her face she's not that cruel! Just a druid who can take the form of animals and enjoys talking to trees. That's right, trees.

[defenderoftomorrow]

My apologies, I didn't mean it in a despective way. Perhaps enchantress would have been a better word. I'll use Druid from now on if I have to refer to her.

Oh. [ A pause. ] Do the trees answer her?

[makeoutwithme]

She says they answer but who knows really. I find it pretty weird to be honest and that is saying something coming from a guy who shits in public places and uses it to spy on people.

[defenderoftomorrow]

As long as she's making friends.

[ ... ]

That's why more information than I needed to know. [ Scanlan, why. ] Does that tactic actually work?

[makeoutwithme]

Of course! I would not be taking huge dumps in our Keep's kitchen for nothing! Its an excellent way of keeping an eye on things when we are away for extended periods of time.

[That may or may not be a total lie in regards to the first bit but the rest was certainly true enough.]

[defenderoftomorrow]

[ It's also kind of disgusting but Jayce is trying not to judge.

But he is judging your methods, Scanlan.

A lot. ]

Gods. I can't see Vex taking that well. Doesn't she cook there?

[makeoutwithme]

[You are not the first one to judge him and won't be the last for Scanlan is used to being put through the ringer for the ridiculous shit he comes up with and executes without really thinking of the repercussions at times.]

Hey someone has to keep an eye on the place, maybe it was not the most practical method but it certainly got the job done! As for Vex...She may have not been the biggest fan of that particular trick. Better than me shitting in her bed though, right?

[Scanlan would just do that for fun and to get a rise out of her if he was not so afraid of Percival shooting his testicles off.]

[defenderoftomorrow]

[ If it comforts him any, Jayce is trying to be polite about it. But maybe Scanlan should try to use actual toilets from time to time. Just for a change. ]

Anything is better than shitting in someone's bed. That we can agree on.

This conversation has been very enlightening.

[ In what way? It is a mystery. ]

[makeoutwithme]

Unless they are your enemies.

I am glad to be of service, Jayce! I hope you found this conversation as stimulating as I did.

[defenderoftomorrow]

I guess that when it comes to enemies, you're allowed to be as rude as you want.

[ And Jayce figures that leaving them brown presents is better than murdering people, so.... ]

It was something I can tell you that much,[ But he is smiling and in a good mood, so it was a great conversation, actually. ] I look forward to the next one, Try not to get into too much trouble in the meantime. As a treat to me, please.

[makeoutwithme]

I will try to be on my best behavior but will not make promises I cannot keep Jayce my boy!

[defenderoftomorrow]

That's good enough. I'd want you to be anything but yourself, Scanlan.

[ Meaning that even if the man acts a little silly sometimes, or makes comments that get Jayce to blush, he still appreciates Scanlan fro who he is. ]