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TFLN
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.
This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!
Wei Wuxian | The Untamed
2) I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.
3) Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises.
4) I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
5) He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun.
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Steve Rogers | MCU
2. Congratulate me on joining the accidental bisexual club.
3. You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat.
4. I shoudl prbably stop drinkgn becuus ei pulled up my notes and its fullof poetry and I think i wrwte it
5. [ Request a drunk Steve text as long as he still has Asgardian ale left ]
6. Text him!
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Helga Pataki | Hey Arnold!
2) he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity. I'm not surprised they beat the shit out of him.
3) i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
4) The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk. And I succeeded.
5) Look, I have bagels and I have pizza and I'm willing to listen to you complain. I don't know what more you want from me.
6) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]
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forkel
fuck me kel
that would work if his name is kel
i got to ask why snorkel is in your erotic poem
i can take a wild guess and i like where it's going
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Wrench | Fargo TV
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number one ► star trek
( two ) If you woke up smelling like vanilla I can explain.
( three ) I thought she had blonde hair.
( four ) How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to get ready?
( five ) text her!
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youre a girl!
woman
god
getting ready is a sacred time even if its just five minutes
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Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies
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edward teach | our flag means death
ii. you're way too happy right now to be sober
iii. he needs a high five right to the fucking mouth
with a chair
iv. I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but never before because of potatoes
v. [text him!]
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iii. (CW: Edward Cullen is his own warning. also, stalkery creepy bullshit)
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stephen strange . mcu
2. The fact that I'm constantly saying surreal and unpleasant things is just part of my charm
3. Then he asked me if my 'junk stayed the same' as a perfectly ordinary, run-of-the-mill question. Apparently that's not a given. Can't decide if I love it or hate it here
4. I would remind you that any dream can be a prophetic dream if you're willing to do some really weird shit.
5. The tension between me and what I'm capable of is getting out of hand
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nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)
2. Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
3. Just ordered 30 spoons worth of french fries.
4. You called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito."
5. text her!
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Heine Rammsteiner | Dogs: Bullets & Carnage
02. I can't put those talents on a resume.
03. (1/2) If you've got a problem with it, you're welcome to come over here and spank me.
(2/2) *shoot me
Fucking autocorrect.
04. False alarm. Still invincible.
05. Yeah, not really sure what I said, but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face."
06. [Wildcard. Misfires welcome.]
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Kyle Broflovski | South Park | Legend | OTA
2. he kept starring at my ass and repeating "it's just a beautiful piece of artwork."
3. i'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be kinda fucked up to be attracted to me.
4. i'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 25 year old man's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal. and SLEEP god i love sleep
5. next to bondage, soft american apparel t-shirts are the best things we have in common.
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Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | OTA
2. NO. DO NOT LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
3. You just kept feeding people pretzels and saying "You're such a good goldfish."
4. Wiggles is at it again.
5. Text him!
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1...omegaverse...cause i say so..idc that this is fm..shut up
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Anne-Marie | OC | Myth
2. I just want to get high and watch old theater commercials.
3. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
4. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
5. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises... should I say something?
6. text me
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Eloise Bridgerton | Bridgerton
2. Fries before guys. Food before dudes. Shakes before dates. Lemon bars before football stars. Macaroni before screwin' Tony. What I'm saying is please come to ladies' night.
3. I'm wearing a real corset and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
4. A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
5. Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
6. Text her.
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dirk strider | homestuck
2. Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
3. Life is all about the fine print - all I wanted was a fucking pony.
4. I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up with scraped knees, bruises, and new friends.
5. Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
6. Choose your own
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harrowhark nonagesimus | the locked tomb
2. It's raining colors and I don't know what's going on.
3. A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire.
4. My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
5. You pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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nandor the relentless | wwdits | ota
1. Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
2. They said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
3. Why is there an entry in my calendar for Manwhore Monday? Why did nobody tell me sooner?
4. Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
5. Wildcard!
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dave| homestuck | i promise i will stop dick teasing this game soon
2. im in your room because its a safe space is it ok to pee in here
3. i love THIS fish the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself iam ahab and he is my whale
4. was i holding a cat when you saw me because that was the height of that party for me
5. i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
6. [wildcard it]
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John Egbert | Homestuck | Familiar
2. if jesus died for our sins, then who dies for our cos and tans?
3. my body is not a temple. my body is a hut! a pizza hut.
4. becoming older than 10 was the biggest mistake of my life.
5. (text him! misfires welcome)
[ Colored text comes off on request, just lmk! ]
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