TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[unsign]

ok ok i got you. i know its super embarrassing to have a crush your secrets safe with me

i wasn't there for it but i heard that there was some sort of fuck lightning that made you want to bang. like sex pollen or something but lightning, so a fuck spell really isn't out of left field in this place!

[oldbetsy]

[Helga outright laughs.]

You don't even know the half of it, let me tell you. I am the queen of awkward crushes.

Criminy, you're serious?! Okay so no dancing in the rain, you don't have to tell me twice.

[unsign]

how awkward are we talking? like crush on your teacher awkward? or crush on your best friend awkward? or crush on that girl who doesn't even know your name awkward?

dude right? some people seemed really into and, no thanks? ill choose who and when and where i want to fuck ok

[oldbetsy]

Try having a crush on the same guy since you were three.

[Though in the privacy of her own place Helga softens immediately. Because even years after her last date with the football headed weirdo he's still her biggest soft spot.]

Though to be fair it was a whole lot less of a crush and more full blown love for a real long time. Sure had been awkward though.

Yeah no fooling about that. I'm not much of the kiss and tell type ... well I guess besides what I've already told here. Consider that a freebie.

[unsign]

ouch! sorry dude thats really rough
must be some guy
did you ever get with him or is this like a star crossed lovers kind of situation

ok ok i got you dont tell me anything you dont want to
or like do, my lips are sealed

[oldbetsy]

Ah it's okay I was kind of teasing anyhow. Gotta maintain an image.

I sure used to think it was a star crossed lovers thing anyhow. Like kind of literally.

We dated for a while though and I won't lie, it was probably the best and worst time of my life. He was way too good of a guy for the train wreck I could be back then.

[And maybe still is. Dr. Bright did help a lot though until she turned eighteen and had to go to an adult therapist.]

[unsign]

literally? your were literally star crossed? dude that sucks but is awesome. hows that work??

hey girl thats not on you. sounds like you were going through some stuff. but hey you got to date the boy thats pretty sweet

[oldbetsy]

Well, it's not all that romantic. I was his bully for years. That's a whole lot less "a rose by any other name" than old Romeo and Juliet.

[Remind her to tell Mariner of the time she tricked her way into playing Juliet though.]

Oh let me tell you, it was more than sweet. It was like the fulfillment of my every waking dream and my night time hopes in one glorious three year haze.

[... Ah, she's breaking into prose again. Arnold kind of inspires that even now.]

[unsign]

oh damn ok. so really a pulling his pigtails kind of thing

wow thats intense. thats some kind of love. three years huh? guess that kind of love isnt really meant to last

[oldbetsy]

[She winces.]

Doesn't seem like it. It's been a while since I've even heard from him.

[And who's fault is that, Helga?]

But y'know how it is, something about young love burning bright and fast I guess.

[Except it hadn't burnt out, not naturally anyhow. Goodness knew it was still there for her all these years later even if she doubted it was for Arnold.]