TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies

[overnightoaks]

1. I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
   
   
2. That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
   
   
3. There seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. I may have lit it on fire again.
   
   
4. As evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved a lot of mustard and condoms.
   
   
5. The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now.
   
   
6. text him!
   

3

[pursuitofcappiness]

You don't remember?

Re: 3

[overnightoaks]

Well, I was sort of facing off against one of those falling star copies of myself, so I'm not sure if he did it or if I did...

[pursuitofcappiness]

Um

Do you need aloe

[overnightoaks]

Thanks, but I've got some in my garden. I've got it all wrapped up now, so I should be okay.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sure thing. Please be careful, Henry. School's gonna start soon, and who else is gonna teach geology to these kids?

[overnightoaks]

I'll be alright. I just didn't want this other version of me out there hurting anyone. He was bad news.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, was he bad? I had to take out one of mine.

[overnightoaks]

He was... what I would have become if I had never left home, and let my dad raise me to be the "perfect heir."

AKA A pompous ass with too much druidic power for his own good.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, I'm glad that's all over now.

Too bad I didn't get to meet him.

[overnightoaks]

Yeah... Maybe if you had, you could have thrown a superpowered punch right in his smug face.

[pursuitofcappiness]

That is just what I need right now, and it's been hard to go on my morning runs with all this flooding.

4

[halsband]

Together?

[overnightoaks]

Yeah, together. I'm not really sure what I was going for there.

[halsband]

[He kind of expected a 'no'.]

At least it was the kitchen.

[Where innocent reasons can still be assumed.]

1

[punderworldgod]

I'll bring one next time.

[overnightoaks]

Thanks. But hopefully next time, I won't need it.

[punderworldgod]

How's your track record, generally, for next times?

[overnightoaks]

Pretty consistent, usually! Why?

[punderworldgod]

Sober you doesn't need a seatbelt, but stoned you might still want it.

1

[intheblood]

I've been to some restaurants like that. I wouldn't feel too embarrassed.

Was it burritos? I do love burritos.

[overnightoaks]

Curry, actually.

[intheblood]

I have no idea what that is! Is it good?