TFLN

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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[fxckery]

is it
he a super tough nut to crack or what

[pursuitofcappiness]

You could say that.

I brought him flowers, and he seemed to like them, but then he told me he was allergic.

I think he also secretly hates my cooking.

[fxckery]

so you like that he's a bit of a dick

[pursuitofcappiness]

No, I like him despite all that.

But you're not wrong, we've fought a lot before.

[fxckery]

is it worth the hassle

[pursuitofcappiness]

Two years, we didn't talk. Thought he hated me. Turns out, he was just waiting for me to say something first.

I might have a lot of nerves to sort out, but I'm the happiest I've been in a few years, so, yeah.

[fxckery]

does sound like you need the guidebook for him more than anything
kissing whoever's pretty self-explanatory in comparison

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh.

Actually, you're right.

But I'm the one who knows him best, here.

Guess I'm outta luck.

Well, thanks pal.

[fxckery]

happy's not exactly out of luck

🎉

[pursuitofcappiness]

And how are you doing?

[fxckery]

haven't had sexual crisis today, so
peachy, I guess

[pursuitofcappiness]

👍

Nothing else going on?

[fxckery]

having a drink
wondering if sharks will come hurtling in the windows
the usual

[pursuitofcappiness]

If they do, punch them in the nose. Some of them are brainwashers.

[fxckery]

that working
I've been stabbing them in the eye

[pursuitofcappiness]

Guess that also works.

How many did you come across?

[fxckery]

maybe three, four
you seeing a lot more than that out there

[pursuitofcappiness]

No, that's about what I expected. There's seaweed, too. Need a gold sword to cut through it.

[fxckery]

where the hell are people getting gold swords

[pursuitofcappiness]

Thought I'd try to find a forge.

Townsperson handed me one.

[fxckery]

this happens so often that they've just got these lying around

[pursuitofcappiness]

Guess we've gotta collect swords. Never thought I'd say that.

[fxckery]

what, and get silver and iron ones whiel we're at it

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's a lot. Maybe we just wanna have an open armory, like a library.

[fxckery]

just up on shelves and all
not an awful idea