TFLN

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[fxckery]

chairs are much better than words
and satisfying as all fuck

[undazzled]

Yeah, I'm thinking they might be.
And that part definitely will be.
Dad would probably supply us with a fourth chair, he thinks Edward is a creepy suck-up.

[fxckery]

pretty good number of chairs
sends a clear message

(CW: vampirism, blood-drinking)

[undazzled]

A "I'm not interested, so please stay the fuck away from me" message?
With a side of "just because I smell tasty, it doesn't mean it's an all you can eat Bella buffet?"

[fxckery]

probably mostly the first one, if I'm honest

[undazzled]

That works. The first one leads to the second anyway. Bella is friends (despite hanging by a string), not food!

[fxckery]

when'd you get put on a string

[undazzled]

He seems to think that because I smell tasty, I'm supposed to become a vampire like him. His 'sister,' Alice doesn't help. She insists that her visions of the future with me as a vampire are right. I can't stand the thought.

[fxckery]

[baby girl bestie he understood so few of the words]

chair will probably help

[undazzled]

[that's okay, she's been surrounded by the supernatural for so long, she takes it as a given that others know, too]

Absolutely. You don't swing a chair at someone unless you seriously want them to back off.

[fxckery]

well
if sober

[undazzled]

You can't see me, but I'm making the Girl Scout sign now. I promise that I'll be sober, not only that? I won't have any of Emily's margaritas to give me liquid courage. Edward needs to know. I'm not into him. And I never will be. And if it takes an entire orchestra pit's worth of chairs to beat that into his head, it'll be a sacrifice for a worthy cause.

Actually, an entire orchestra pit's worth of chairs might be fun? Hooray for Edward beating off in a way he never expected!

[fxckery]

[he's super here for this attitude and yet]

what's the girl scout
and what's an orchestra pit

[undazzled]

[she grins broadly]

It's a symbol of sincerity. That I really mean to break chairs on his face.
Loads and loads of chairs. They're supposed to be for a musical or a ballet, but I like the idea of using them way better.

[fxckery]

Good girl
Chairs to faces have to be sincere to mean something

[undazzled]

Thank you!
He'll be like "oh no how can you ruin so many chairs?"
And that's when he'll get another one to the face.

[fxckery]

good maim has a bit of comedy in it

[undazzled]

Absolutely!
And if he starts in on how much he needs me and how fragile and delicate I am, he's getting a chair to the dick.

[fxckery]

harsh
but ultimately quite fair

[undazzled]

I know!
He's been at it since I was fourteen.
You'd think he'd catch a hint (or a chair to the dick) by now!

[fxckery]

good beating really does wonders

[undazzled]

And I'm going to give him a very good beating.
Thanks to chairs. 😉

[fxckery]

with friends