TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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3.

[punderworldgod]

It has hidden depths.

[pursuitofcappiness]

The trash can?

Are you still drunk?

[punderworldgod]

Yes.

And no.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Okay, do you want to elaborate?

[punderworldgod]

What would you bet against us both fitting in the same sordid trash can?

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'm not getting into a trash can.

[punderworldgod]

That's quitter talk.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Say that all you want, but I like this shirt and I'm not getting it dirty.

[punderworldgod]

So take out the trash.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Trust me, it's still dirty. And I'm not cleaning it. Or getting a new trash can.

[punderworldgod]

Tarnishing that shiny Mr. Clean reputation, Cap.

[pursuitofcappiness]

That makes zero sense, and Mr. Clean is a product.

[punderworldgod]

I could have shown you a whole new world. So were you.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Excuse me?

No thanks, Aladdin.

[punderworldgod]

Mr. Clean sells cleaning products. Captain America sells a lot.

I'll just sink through the floor.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Not anymore, kid.

[punderworldgod]

Civil War?

[pursuitofcappiness]

You're off by about a hundred years.

[punderworldgod]

No, the one with superheros.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I mean we fought, I wouldn't call it a war.

Oh.

Are you from a different timeline?

[punderworldgod]

You could call it a different timeline.

We had gods.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Okay. Tell me about them.

[punderworldgod]

Short version is easy.

Every ninety years, twelve gods incarnate as humans. They are loved. They are hated. In two years, they are dead.

Which gods change. How they die changes. Some things don't. They change the world, and they're gone. The gods come back but not the people they were before they get awakened.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Not all that easy. Why the cull?

[punderworldgod]

Gods, people have been discussing that as long as we have records. Anywhere from their life energy being necessary to change (or save) the world to they wouldn't if the bloodbaths and battles didn't happen. Ninety years is long enough you're not likely to see more than one cycle if you see one at all. Hard to get definitive on that timescale.

First year's usually pretty good. The second one things go nasty.