TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

[yilingdaddy]

1) it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body.

2) I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

3) Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises.

4) I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

5) He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun.

Steve Rogers | MCU

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. I got a ten foot beach ball out of one of the trees, no one's claimed it yet. You want it?
2. Congratulate me on joining the accidental bisexual club.
3. You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat.
4. I shoudl prbably stop drinkgn becuus ei pulled up my notes and its fullof poetry and I think i wrwte it
5. [ Request a drunk Steve text as long as he still has Asgardian ale left ]
6. Text him!

Helga Pataki | Hey Arnold!

[oldbetsy]

1) So I got sent this erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently? Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?

2) he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity. I'm not surprised they beat the shit out of him.

3) i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.

4) The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk. And I succeeded.

5) Look, I have bagels and I have pizza and I'm willing to listen to you complain. I don't know what more you want from me.

6) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]

Wrench | Fargo TV

[wwrench]

01. A duck just looked me in the eye while I peed in the lake. I feel so dirty.

02. I don't believe you can be as convincingly mean as you seem to think you can.

03. We should see who can shotgun a beer faster.

04. Yeah, some of my clothes are from victims. You might murder someone and then think, "Oh, those are some nice pants."

05. Do you want to know how I got the hickey first, or the black eye?

06. There may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check.

5.

[ironism]

We having dinner tomorrow night?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Are we? 😊 ok

and I have a really imprtant questin to ask you

[ironism]

Pretty sure you said we should have dinner sometime this weekend. ( he's freed up his evening. no more tinkering. )

You know autocorrect is a thing if you're having trouble texting, buddy. What's up?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Imll be righ there. Flood washed awa my tomatoes thoguh
Anyway

Are yo u seeng anyone?

5

[pursuitofcappiness]

I think I've got a fair idea of how you get both those things, but why don't you tell me why you got a black eye?

[ironism]

( gonna just stare at steve's text message for a good minute. he's not even gonna bother to remind Steve that dinner's tomorrow and not tonight because if he wants to come round, he can do that. no biggie. as for that other thing... )

Is this a trick question? Obviously I am. ( what's with the awful spelling? is steve fake drunk texting him for some reason or did someone hijack his relic? )

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh.

[ 4 minutes later ]

he says Hes seeing someone allready I'm too late 😭💦 how do I getthe tears to go the other way

[ironism]

Hey. ( what the hell is going on here? ) Quick question. Who do you think you're texting right now?

[pursuitofcappiness]

huh

Oh my gosh

How do i Delete aMessage

[ironism]

( did cap just use 'oh my gosh' in a text? this is just getting more and more amusing by the minute. )

Are you drunk, Mr. Rogers? ( how's that even possible? )

[pursuitofcappiness]

Nooo not drunk, can't even get drunk you' ve readl my fiel.

[ironism]

Okay. You just trying to be funny then?

number one ► star trek

[unas]

( one ) Even the bartender felt bad for me.
( two ) If you woke up smelling like vanilla I can explain.
( three ) I thought she had blonde hair.
( four ) How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to get ready?
( five ) text her!

1

[unas]

What am I going to do with a ball that big?
How did that even get stuck?

1

[unas]

Somehow I think that's been done before.

1

[unas]

I feel like the duck had a point.

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies

[overnightoaks]

1. I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
   
   
2. That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
   
   
3. There seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. I may have lit it on fire again.
   
   
4. As evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved a lot of mustard and condoms.
   
   
5. The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now.
   
   
6. text him!
   

2

[mourningjade]

I did not mind.

2.

[fxckery]

🎉🎉🎉

3.

[fxckery]

bit wasteful innit



[please educate him]

edward teach | our flag means death

[fxckery]

i. so when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue

ii. you're way too happy right now to be sober

iii. he needs a high five right to the fucking mouth
with a chair

iv. I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but never before because of potatoes

v. [text him!]