TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Am i misspelling tihngs? I sor yy the kyets are all blurry today

[intemperant]

Yes. Do you have a headache?

[pursuitofcappiness]

I tondnno, probaly not. I can't get a headache i think. WHy?

[intemperant]

Because the misspellings are unlike you.

[about fifteen minutes later, after thoroughly thinking things through]

Are you inebriated?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Nooo I can't get ainebr

inebrlete

inebrate d

[intemperant]

You are definitely inebriated.
Where are you?

[pursuitofcappiness]

um

undr the sky

it's a nigt cini

nice rngith

night

[intemperant]

It is, but that doesn't narrow your location down much.
Which set of housing are you closest to?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yes I em

(CW: underage alcohol)

[intemperant]

[at least she has experience dealing with drunk people. Sorata loved to raid the Imonoyama wine cellar and both he and Yuzuriha were very incoherent (but happy) drunks. Kamui was a mopey one, which wasn't a surprise. Subaru always declined to join them]

Are you at your own home?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Nooo I think

Niot home

[intemperant]

Do you remember which bar you were at?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Mmumm... Wasnts' ba bar, was just in a tree.

[intemperant]

Whose tree? A friend's?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Noo I think its the forest' dree.

But i guess the forest is my frind

[intemperant]

[she never thought it possible. someone who's a sillier drunk than Sorata. but here we are]

The nights are getting chilly. It's likely unwise to spend the night outdoors. Which forest is your friend?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Gosh they re all my firneds, they take my carbona diaonxie and turn itn into oxygen. Isn't that bautfuL/ i love trees

[intemperant]

As do I. However, perhaps I can try to use my relic to find yours.

[granted, she should have hit on that idea a while ago, but when she was seventeen, she only knew of one person with a mobile and he was a manga editor working under tight deadlines]

[pursuitofcappiness]

whaat do thy have tracing on them I gotta get rid of that

No nO ono tht's bad

[intemperant]

Perhaps. And perhaps I need to do the same, but for now, let's make the most of it.

[and according to the GPS tracing, he's closer than she thought. and it won't be the first time she's helped a drunken person significantly bigger than she is. see also: Sorata. where her affections lay and would always lay, may the kami have mercy on them both]

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ He is indeed, lying in the grass, by a tree, looking up at the moon and smiling to himself. ]

wow, have you ever thuhg tthat the sky was the same one you looked at and all your ancest ros looked at the same thing?

[intemperant]

[siiiiiigh. and she can't even point to him and say that this is where her affection lay. that was Sorata in 1999. always had been, always would be until she took her final breath. but, her friend? that worked well enough, she supposed]

I have. Lady Kaede wasn't the astrologer that the Stargazer of Kouya was, but I think both of them knew how we'd turn out.

[um. ooops? ....whoops? maybe he'll be too drunk to notice?]

Now up we go, [she says, trying to wedge her arm around his shoulder]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Dunno what you're talkin' about.

[ But he'll let himself get pulled up. ]

Wow, how'd you do that? I'm like two hundred and forty pounds, that's like...

[ He does the math in his head. ]

A hundred and... thirty... no, a hundred... 'n... something kilowatts.

Kilograms.

[intemperant]

Perhaps that's for the best.

[and she's used to such things. usually involving Sorata getting himself so drunk that he'd sprawled on the couch, laughing, his eyes sparkling and his cheeks red with drink. he weighs about as much as Sorata does]

I used to escort a teammate to his room when he was inebriated. You and he weigh approximately the same.

Perhaps Ise hasn't abandoned me completely. I'm stronger than I look. Now, off we go.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, alright alright. Ah, but I was fine, you really didn't have to.

Wouldn't be the first time I slept outside.

You're really nice, you know that?

[ He tends to be very rambly and happy when he's drunk, apparently. ]