TFLN

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[heirlift]

oh. heh... thanks!

...now what?

[kyley_b]

uhm i think that's it? and i should apologise for calling you fucked up lol

[heirlift]

i wasn't mad anyway don't worry.
i kind of am fucked up but for different reasons that have absolutely no relation to you.

sooooooo
i guess that's that then!
sorry, i just thought this would be more exciting.
but that's alright. :)

[kyley_b]

I dunnoooo maybe i'm a symptom of the fucked up!

exciting how?

[heirlift]

huh. i don't really know.
after school tv just made it seem really dramatic!
maybe it's because we're texting?

it's fine though!
i'm just being dumb, probably!
that's me, john egdumb.
that's what they called me in school anyway.

[kyley_b]

am i the first boy you've ever told that he's cute?

and you're NOT dumb.

[heirlift]

yes actually.

even when i had crushes on girls, i don't think i told them so plainly either!
and it's been maybe three or four years since the last time i had a crush on anyone...
so i'm a little rusty all around!

[kyley_b]

wow. thank you.

wait, you have a crush on me? not just like, hey kyle isn't hideous i'd tap that?

[heirlift]

wait.

yes, sorry, i thought that obvious? i kept telling you i like you...
you didn't really respond either way so i thought you didn't mind.

[kyley_b]

oh!

oh wow sorry this has just literally never happened to me before.
i'm not upset or anything!

[heirlift]

that is literally the most preposterous thing you have ever told me.
i just assumed you were beating them off with a stick.

[ There's a 10 second pause then, ]

wait. crap. not like that!
you know what i mean!!!!!!!!

[kyley_b]

kinky john!

it's not preposterous.

[heirlift]

i'm trying to be wholesome!
i would at least take you out to dinner first. sheesh!

speaking of which, what does your schedule look like?

[kyley_b]

i seem wholesome?

smooth. pretty open I guess. i should warn you that i probably won't put out.

[heirlift]

i wasn't expecting you to, i don't even know if i'm ready for that kind of thing yet...
gotta tackle casual dating first, then smooching, then i don't know, what comes next?

i just thought it'd be nice to go out and do something together.
as friends but also maybe a little bit romantic.

[kyley_b]

i'm the wrong guy to ask. I've never had a boyfriend.

ok. i'll be real, i've been kinda waiting to make a move on someone else. but i think this is still ok so long as you're not secretly in love with me. because i would never wanna lead someone on. i've been there and it sucks.

[heirlift]

oh jeez! no it's okay, nevermind!! i had no idea, i guess i should have asked.
i'm not secretly in love with you, no, but i don't want to butt in either!
it was dumb of me to ask, we barely know each other?
so it's fine!

they're a very lucky person though. :)

[kyley_b]

it's not because you're not attractive though. you're actually kinda hot. nerd!hot. and you're funny.

it was not dumb to ask! john, you're a hell of a lot braver than i am. i always chicken out.

i promise you they are not, and also fucked up.

[heirlift]

i don't really know about any of that. but it's okay, really! you don't need to talk me up or anything like that.
i'm not... i mean, it's a little disappointing, but it's not like my feelings are hurt.
it feels like when you go the ice cream shop and they're out of your favorite flavor.
it's a bummer but you get over it because it's not really that big of a deal?

let's just forget i said anything though.

[kyley_b]

i'm really not. i wouldn't do that.

ok. i'm sorry.

if you insist, sure. but please don't be embarrassed.

[heirlift]

i'm not! it was good practice at least.

i should probably go, though. i think emmy broke the child locks on the pudding cabinet...
we'll talk later though, alright?

[kyley_b]

ok good. :)

drop em off later, we can have a grown-up drink at least before you get some sleep.