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Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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1. Don’t call me baby and dont touch my ears. IT’S ALL I ASK!
2. I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
3. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.
4. I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
5. Text him!

1. I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.

2. My roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.

3. Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

4. Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

5. help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.

6. Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?

7. Make your own.

1. i feel like pe0ple expect me t0 always be a sarcastic, shade-thr0wing drunk. and y0u kn0w me, i hate t0 disapp0int.

2. he'll eat me 0ut, but g0d f0rbid we d0uble dip when sharing salsa

3. every time he asks me if I'm h0rny I'm just like c0me 0n...stupid questi0n. i literally have f0ur h0rns.

4. i just t0ld the bartender t0 “give me s0mething that will murder me”

5. s0rry I sent s0 many blank messages. my hands are slippery. d0n't ask why.

6. Make your own.

1. Please don't ironically join a cult

2. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

3. What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.

4. If the multiverse is real, would you bang yourself? I'd bang myself.

5. She bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before I left. Best one night stand ever.

6. Text her!

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1. i got so high last night i started crying because i couldn’t stop thinking about how scary space is.

2. i told him i don’t date guys unless they play a musical instrument and now he’s here with a kazoo.

3. i hate humanity. i met a twenty three year old adult today with an aol account. im not sure how those two things are related but i am sure that they are.

4. i cried at the bouncer and told him i wish he was my father. they had no idea what to do with me.

5. text him!

1. He told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that

2. This glow-in-the-dark vibrator will get me through this power outage.

3. I wondered why I had so many splinters in my hand, then I went out to my car and remembered I had stolen an entire cactus.

4. Hey sorry about last night. Can I come to pick up my teeth?

5. I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell.

6. Blood and glitter go together right?

7. I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.

8. Make your own.

1. I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.

2. Okay, this game isn't funny anymore. Tell me where all the forks are.

3. I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."

4. If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet, then you won't have to see him again.

5. text her!

1. My brother gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.

2. Your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall.

3. According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"

4. I just want cinnabon and vodka.

5. lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes

6. He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water

7. Send your own

1. I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.

2. I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.

3. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

4. He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.

5. Text him.

1. News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.

2. Just made my alarm the Endeavor theme song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

3. The fact that I fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night.

4. My bed is full of blood and feathers.

5. I was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

6. Text him!

1. Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgy mixture of evil and broken dreams.

2. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date?

3. The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.

4. Is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?

5. I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.

6. Text her!

1. NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

2. well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?

3. can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

4. The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue

5. Text him.

1. One of the many problems with this place is that I have no way of knowing if the skinny cat I just offered tuna to is really a cat in need of some food or my best friend or someone I met in the market last week. Is this a social faux pas???

2. i'm sorry i just think your whole thing is really cute it's true
i'm not actually sorry

3. Was out for a run and someone yelled "cover them up, slut" please explain??

4. I maintain that you could also have gotten milk at the bar. It didn't have to be this way.

5. Text him!

1. i should start naming my random boners. you know, like they do with hurricanes? because each one is an absolute disaster.

2. yes there's a double standard. get over it, fuck the haters, and go be the slut you were born to be!

3. not much, just going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches i found at the dollar store. they're surprisingly realistic! much better than the cockstaches of my youth.

4. bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle.

5. lesson of the night: sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.

6. one is full of apple juice. one is full of piss. this is real russian roulette, buddy!

7. (text him!)

i. when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face.

ii. I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND.

iii. Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I stumbled and fell face fucking first.

iv. Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.

1. just fucked a rockette. nyc baby 2. You tried convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance 3. i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a diaper, my brothers contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night 4. Last night I dressed up as a cowboy and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures 5. I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today. 6. wildcard! text him

1. This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth. 2. She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case. 3. the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont 4. Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on. 5. Wildcard!

1. Pretty pissed the cult I was planning to take over was just an Herbalife front. Again.
2. He called me 'scuffed Slimer'.
3. The last thing I remember is you screaming "Let's hunt humans!"
4. This baby is an asshole.
5. Text him!

He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
still drunk.please come get me.she kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking her virginity.
Five things that make me perfect: The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
text him!

1. I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.

2. Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.

3. Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

4. I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.

5. We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys

6. I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I rambled about superpowers.

WILD. Text him! Misfires to or from are okay.

He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
text him!

1) It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.

2) At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.

3) I've got wine and nothing to do tonight. Any suggestions?

4) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]

1 - dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore

2 - Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience

3 - You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.

4 - text him!

1. he slapped me with his gauntlet. i think he was coming on to me

2. why cant i hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?

3. i woke up with someone elses sword and a throbbing headache. the hell did i do?

4. i dont appreciate the judgement. i stand by what i said

5. i borrowed a glass of wine. and the bottle. your cat said it was ok

1. Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
2. you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
3. y-o-u-'-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are an idiot not your an idiot. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
4. Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
5. Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
6. Text Him

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