Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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yuri lowell | tales of vesperia | familiar

[vibing]

1. he slapped me with his gauntlet. i think he was coming on to me

2. why cant i hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?

3. i woke up with someone elses sword and a throbbing headache. the hell did i do?

4. i dont appreciate the judgement. i stand by what i said

5. i borrowed a glass of wine. and the bottle. your cat said it was ok

2

[blastiahunter]

Wait. I'm confused. Do we know any?

[vibing]

eh... estelle?

[blastiahunter]

Sometimes I wonder, but I think you might be right.

Although, if you haven't learned after traveling with her for this long, is it really possible?

[vibing]

what, you dont think shes decent? youd break her heart judy

i dunno
i think im better
just not that much better
guess its learning by being around her or like
classes

nevermind im regretting this idea

[blastiahunter]

Oh, no, she's fairly decent. Comparatively speaking, I suppose. Although, compared to someone like Raven, she's a shining example of goodness.

Are you really giving up so soon? That's a shame.

[vibing]

yeah well even im a paragon of goodness compared to raven

judy
come on
you know shed get so into it
make a syllabus and everything
sit me down and tell me i can be a good person

i cant take it

3

[thinkfirst]

Important question: what does the sword look like? At one point you had several.

[vibing]

broadsword so definitely not mine
got something inscribed on it i cant read
well at least whoevers it is cant hurt me if they come after me
cause i got their sword

[thinkfirst]

Unfortunately, you had that one when I arrived, so I can't tell you whose it was. You were saying something about a bet?

[vibing]

wait
you were there????

fuck flynn what did i bet

[thinkfirst]

I was.

I don't know the extent of your gambling—and, really, Yuri? Drinking and then gambling?—but I do know that you were very relieved not to have lost access to your house.

[vibing]

well my house isnt worth much
itll be worth more once i fix the window

i think i have all my stuff
maybe i won????

1

[defendure]

Honestly I've come to learn some people do flirt like that so I can't even say you're wrong...

[vibing]

the problem is if i show up without my sword and he really wants to fight, then i look like the asshole

[defendure]

You can't take weapons on a date?

[vibing]

nah youre right
gotta be prepared
who knows when ill need my sword
and fighting is just like foreplay

[defendure]

Honestly that's the impression I've always gotten but I wasn't sure how accurate that was!

2

[necrosavior]

That sounds like a lot of work.

[vibing]

thats why id pay them
id consider myself a project

[necrosavior]

*cracks knuckles* okay let's see
you can also consider this a self-assessment
and buy me an ice cream
top 3 problems that need work

[vibing]

ok ok sheesh

alright whats wrong with me?
bad attitude
cant follow the rules to save my life
solve problems by fighting

[necrosavior]

iiiiiiii am either the best or worst person for this
people could say the same about me, but i'd say they're wrong

1

[glamwhore]

is this some weird game of thrones metaphor for penis
girl you know i can't keep up with that shit

[vibing]

hey you know i dont put out on the first date
wouldnt mind him bringing his sword, tho