Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

John Egbert | Homestuck

[heirlift]

1. i should start naming my random boners. you know, like they do with hurricanes? because each one is an absolute disaster.

2. yes there's a double standard. get over it, fuck the haters, and go be the slut you were born to be!

3. not much, just going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches i found at the dollar store. they're surprisingly realistic! much better than the cockstaches of my youth.

4. bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle.

5. lesson of the night: sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.

6. one is full of apple juice. one is full of piss. this is real russian roulette, buddy!

7. (text him!)

1

[kyley_b]

this is the best idea you've ever had, and also the funniest thing you've ever typed.

[heirlift]

funny as in ha-ha or funny as in kind of pathetic?

[kyley_b]

funny as in ha-ha. dude, i'm not gonna just insult you at random. well, not until we know each other better, anyway.

[heirlift]

i don't know that! usually it's the other way around for me.

but also you'd be correct to say it's kind of pathetic too.

[kyley_b]

aw that's sad.

maybe, but it's mostly funny. unless you were dead serious, i guess.

[heirlift]

well it was a joke
but it also wasn't based on nothing.
i don't know if it has to do with the bunny thing or what...

[kyley_b]

omg are you a bunny boi too?

6

[anthropophagite]

Please don't do drink it.

[heirlift]

okay

you drink it then!

[anthropophagite]

Of course not, why would I??

[heirlift]

because it's a game! what good is a game if no one plays?

[anthropophagite]

A game involving urine.

4

[vibing]

i stand by it
i could beat you in a unicycle race
how hard can it be

[heirlift]

uhhhh last i checked, very hard??
there's a reason they're the number one most comedic vehicle!
because seeing someone ride one is just as funny as watching them fall off.

[vibing]

its funny because theyre good at it?
seems mean
you spend ages learning something tough and then people laugh at you

still could beat you

[heirlift]

i'm pretty sure it's the point?
if you want efficient manually-powered transporation you get a bike or scooter or skateboard.
but if you want be a funny guy, you get a unicycle.

card tricks and standup comedy are hard too and people laugh at those.

so what do i get when i win?

[vibing]

ok ok
nothing wrong with a unicycle
guess thats why i know sword tricks
not because theyre funny tho
mostly because theyre cool

bragging rights
some spoons
a cool sword

but you dont win so it doesnt matter

1

[biass]

bl0cked and rep0rted.

[heirlift]

reported to who???? i don't think anyone is moderating here.

3

[defendure]

I think my main question is why though?

[heirlift]

...i'm very, very bored. and also it seemed kind of funny at the time.

[defendure]

Well...DOES it look funny?

[heirlift]

most of the time, no. but it kind of is at 3am when you're over tired and lonely!/span>

[defendure]

If you're lonely we can have a slumber party!! Built a pillow fort!!