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Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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1. Don’t call me baby and dont touch my ears. IT’S ALL I ASK!
2. I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
3. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.
4. I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
5. Text him!

1. I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.

2. My roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.

3. Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

4. Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

5. help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.

6. Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?

7. Make your own.

1. i feel like pe0ple expect me t0 always be a sarcastic, shade-thr0wing drunk. and y0u kn0w me, i hate t0 disapp0int.

2. he'll eat me 0ut, but g0d f0rbid we d0uble dip when sharing salsa

3. every time he asks me if I'm h0rny I'm just like c0me 0n...stupid questi0n. i literally have f0ur h0rns.

4. i just t0ld the bartender t0 “give me s0mething that will murder me”

5. s0rry I sent s0 many blank messages. my hands are slippery. d0n't ask why.

6. Make your own.

1. Please don't ironically join a cult

2. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

3. What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.

4. If the multiverse is real, would you bang yourself? I'd bang myself.

5. She bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before I left. Best one night stand ever.

6. Text her!

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1. i got so high last night i started crying because i couldn’t stop thinking about how scary space is.

2. i told him i don’t date guys unless they play a musical instrument and now he’s here with a kazoo.

3. i hate humanity. i met a twenty three year old adult today with an aol account. im not sure how those two things are related but i am sure that they are.

4. i cried at the bouncer and told him i wish he was my father. they had no idea what to do with me.

5. text him!

1. He told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that

2. This glow-in-the-dark vibrator will get me through this power outage.

3. I wondered why I had so many splinters in my hand, then I went out to my car and remembered I had stolen an entire cactus.

4. Hey sorry about last night. Can I come to pick up my teeth?

5. I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell.

6. Blood and glitter go together right?

7. I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.

8. Make your own.

1. I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.

2. Okay, this game isn't funny anymore. Tell me where all the forks are.

3. I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."

4. If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet, then you won't have to see him again.

5. text her!

You have no candles?

1. My brother gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.

2. Your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall.

3. According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"

4. I just want cinnabon and vodka.

5. lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes

6. He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water

7. Send your own

Thank you? Although I would like to think the catbus would stop before hitting me. Or jump.

Why would I have candles when I have glow-in-the-dark vibrators?

I suppose how nice I am depends upon who you ask. Though for what it's worth, I have no intention of.. "trying to get in your pants".

That's asking a lot, dude.

Not only would I bang myself, I would see if me and I could find even more versions of myself so we could have a giant orgy of me.

1. I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.

2. I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.

3. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

4. He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.

5. Text him.