Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[moondregs]

Grooming way, do you not remember how I was a month ago? Did I seem like the other type?

See? You’re already doomed.

[kyley_b]

i mean, maybe?

i am not! it's just cool!

[moondregs]

The lightning doesn’t count!!!

We should bet on it then.

[kyley_b]

why not?

bet on me licking my friend?!

if I’m shitposting I’m going all out

[moondregs]

Because I’m not normally a greedy, insatiable whore?!

Or, I didn’t used to be! That’s what matters!

Licking, sleeping with, getting married to, etc. If you do within the rest of the year you owe me movie tickets for a month.

As you should! And yes, my phone autofilled XD

[kyley_b]

but now what's the excuse?

The rest of the year?! that's like 6 months! a lot could happen in six months! i could get hit with magic lightning and fall for YOU in that time frame!

[moondregs]

It changed me permanently! I don’t know what it did but it’s really annoying. I don’t like it

Yeah if I said ‘two months’ you’d just hold out for two months to win the bet. Falling for me would mean YOU’D win the bet as we’re just talking about you and Sollux so why are you complaining?

[kyley_b]

or maybe you just like sex?

i'm not complaining, i'm just saying! i'm not into romance these days, that's all, and it's not like something is gonna happen to create some kind of inciting event!

even if he's pretty!

[moondregs]

No! I like movies! Liking movies was MY THING! I didn’t need another MORE EMBARRASSING thing! I agreed to let Dirk custom make me a sex toy! DIRK!

Then why not make the bet and get an easy win? Think of something you’d want from me.

[kyley_b]

dude, it's ok to like sex.
uh. what kind of sex toy?

you already give me everything i like.

[moondregs]

Why do you want details?! I broke the other ones I tried to use so I was desperate.

What? All I do is talk to you about my dumb problems.

[kyley_b]

because i've never known anyone who got a custom made one.
you broke them? oh. wow.

we talk about movies and stuff! we're friends. :)

[moondregs]

You can just ask him for one, you know he’d do it. He asked me all kinds of preferences and if I ... wanted it to vibrate.

Yes it’s insane. This is what I’m dealing with. At least with Natsume around it’s not as bad.

Of course we are. But you can’t bet without rewards. I’m getting the feeling you know I’ll win, though. You’re trying to distract me with friendship.

[kyley_b]

does it?

i don't even know HOW you broke it. damn, your ass is strong.

i am not! fine, if i win you pay for me to go to the movies for a month.

[moondregs]

Yes.

I broke them from overuse and being too ... exuberant.

So the same thing I wanted? Fine. Its a deal.

[kyley_b]

cool.

wow. i'm almost jealous of your boyfriend.

deal!

[moondregs]

You should be jealous of me, Natsume is the most perfect adorable ethereal intelligent sexy gorgeous loving helpful playful caring amazing person here.

[kyley_b]

yeah who gets to nail a butt so tight that it destroys sex toys.

I’m sorry this is still going

[moondregs]

Look sometimes I top, okay?! Do you not think I can top? I CAN TOP KYLE. I’M NOT JUST A BUTT.

i'm not. XD

[kyley_b]

oh, right, of course. sorry. still hung up on the ass of doom.

i didn't mean to imply you can't top because you're an adorable bunny. bunnies fuck. like, well. bunnies.

[moondregs]

Stop thinking about my butt Kyle.

Everyone thinks because of the rabbit thing I’m so cute and submissive and can’t be assertive! I can! I just kind of pass out for a few seconds when I top! I guess it’s another stupid rabbit thing! So what!

[kyley_b]

kinda difficult to!

what

[moondregs]

Well try! I’d rather you think about my ears than my butt!

I ... you know finish and then black out and fall over.

[kyley_b]

ok ok ok trying

rabbits do that? whoa. i didn't know that.
so you just fall over for a second. that's kinda charming.

[moondregs]

It kind of scared Natsume the first time. He thought he’d killed me.