Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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Comments

ethan crowne | original | legend

[veinilla]

1. This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.

2. She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.

3. the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont

4. Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.

5. Wildcard!

2

[beastliness]

Is she alright?

[veinilla]

Well, she got up, so I think so.

I hope so.

1

[vibing]

hey it would have gone to waste otherwise
i dont waste perfectly good food

[veinilla]

What if it had been rancid??

[vibing]

then id be able to smell it
it was fine

[veinilla]

sometimes you can't smell it. sometimes it's just bad and it looks innocent, but it isnt.

[ baby have you never had bad blood? ]

[vibing]

got the nose of cat now so
as good as that is

[ how good is it??? he has no idea really. better, probably ]

[veinilla]

not gonna lie and say I don't have one too, but..

Seems...ill advised

[vibing]

oh yeah?

huh
well

im not dead yet so wasnt the worst choice ive ever made

[veinilla]

[ HE IS but it wasn't because of rancid meat so theres..that ]

Okay, that's fair. whats the worst

[vibing]

thats a damn good question
give me a minute




i joined up with the knights
that was a damn mistake

[veinilla]

the what now?

[vibing]

knights
big swords, lots of armor, too many rules

[veinilla]

so like, an actual knight.

That's cool

[vibing]

not really
they suck

[veinilla]

how come?

[vibing]

they exist to uphold the status quo and keep the people in line
they dont protect them people, just the rich ones, and turn a blind eye to everyone else

[veinilla]

oh.

Yeah, that does sound like they suck.

[ it's always so ironic to use that word sometimes, but he's probably the only one who finds it funny. ]

[vibing]

[ Too bad he isn't in on the joke... ]

they do
or most of them do
i got a buddy whos trying to make them better

Wildcard! (CW: blood, vampires)

[intemperant]

Have you found a regular source of blood who may be amenable to being shared?

[veinilla]

uh, a couple, i think. a lot of people are pretty chill about it, surprisingly

[intemperant]

Hmm. [this is Arashi for "I have had no luck whatsoever and don't want to admit it"] That is fortunate.

[about fifteen minutes later follows]

How long can a vampire go without eating?