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1. My brother gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.

2. Your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall.

3. According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"

4. I just want cinnabon and vodka.

5. lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes

6. He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water

7. Send your own

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