Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

all of these are sent within seconds of each other

[thinkfirst]

It can?
Really? Wait, does that apply to you as a person now? How did you discover this?
Are you sure?
There was cayenne in that curry you made yesterday! Are you alright?

[vibing]

when im not a cat im not a cat

[thinkfirst]

But you have the ears and tail of a cat, so it stands to reason the things that are bad for cats could also be bad for you.

[vibing]

well theyre not
probably
i still have a human stomach
probably

1 / 2

[thinkfirst]

"probably"

2 / 2

[thinkfirst]

Well then I suppose you will probably not get poisoned and die

Do you see how it sounds???

[vibing]

sounds reasonable to me

its the risk i run whenever you give me food

[thinkfirst]

It's not that bad!

Is it? Really? Honestly that bad?

[vibing]

[ no hes so weak to you ]

no its
fine

[thinkfirst]

[ What a relief!!! ]

If you don't like cayenne, I can leave it out of your portions when I cook. I don't want to make food that you don't like.

[vibing]

[ he is digging his own grave ]

yeah that
would be good
you like it spicy

[ painfully spicy ]

[thinkfirst]

Your curries are always spiced so well, I figured you did too, but I'll definitely add less in yours. Did you know that there are little bottles of hot sauce that you can just buy and carry around in your pocket?

[vibing]

spiced
not spicy

yeah maybe leave the cayenne out and we can use those little hot sauces
and then you can make yours as hot as you want

[thinkfirst]

Maybe I'll get a big bottle, but look how small this is!

[ Please have a picture of a, yes, very tiny hot sauce bottle the size of one of those mini cholulas. It's not a good picture. It's just Flynn's hand and the bottle and the table behind it. ]

On my original note, though, IS it rude to offer stray animals food, given there's a chance that may not really be an animal?

[vibing]

[ Flynn's bad pictures are so endearing. Yuri is so whipped, and he finds this incredibly cute ]

its really small

nah
but dont get offended if they dont eat it.
and maybe you could ask first

[thinkfirst]

Oh, I'll definitely do that. Even if they are just a normal cat, that seems polite. Thank you, Yuri.

I will also refrain from putting any cayenne on it.

Have you figured out any other transformations yet?

[vibing]

yeah no problem

cat
panther
some weird bird?
a fish. that was rough. i wasnt anywhere near water
tiger
lion
lynx
lots of big cats

[thinkfirst]

At least it's not just cats anymore! That's a good sign, at least. How long did it take to fix the fish thing? Maybe do it by a lake, just in case?

[vibing]

i didnt die

and you know what it was?
you know what it was flynn???

it was a fucking catfish

[thinkfirst]

[ PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF— ]

Well
At least you're consistent
Very consistent

Is there a kind of bird called a catbird?

[vibing]

how did you know

man this is such bullshit

[thinkfirst]

There is kind of an obvious theme. I think it's kind of funny, but of course, it's not happening to me.

[vibing]

[ The three little dots saying that Yuri is typing pop up and go away several times ]

it is kind of funny
still dont think im that much of a fucking cat tho

[thinkfirst]

I don't know, I can see it! You come and go as you please, just like a cat.

[vibing]

yeah
cats are the only thing that do that
not like
birds
or
monsters