TEXTS FROM SOME TIME

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D

[whowillmourn]

1. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

2. A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. [ Text him! ]

2.

[vretha]

As is right and just, of course.

Inanna | The Wicked + The Divine | Myth

[nonbinarystar]

1. I'd wear matching sweaters with you

2. That 'mysterious foreigner with a sexy accent' you were hitting on last night? That was moi.

3. I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.

4. he made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see".

5. Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday. Clarify.

6. [ Text him! ]

4

[heptanary]

Was his name Palamedes? That sounds like a very Palamedes thing to do.

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire

[untitledshuos]

1. youre lurking in front of me

2. We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

3. You need to learn to relax or the stress will kill you before I get the chance.

4. half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...

5. would you like coffee or porn or something?

6. [ Text him! ]

2.

[fxckery]

is that all it takes

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine

[punderworldgod]

1. I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom

2. I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight

3. I've noticed you have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of your bromance.

4. A little girl and I are having a face-making battle in McDonald's. She started it, but I am definitely here to finish it.

5. We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

6. [ Text him! ]

5

[unsheathedfromreality]

I was going to ask why this was notable until I remembered that's not normal human courtship.

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb | Myth

[necrosavior]

1. After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean

2. Idk if I want to put a bra on

3. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

4. I'm like a great zombie Jesus.

5. Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous

6. [ Text her! ]

1

[defenderoftomorrow]

I wasn't sure if this thing had feelings, we don't have phones in my world. And given how everything in this world is sentient or magical, better to be safe than sorry.

Jayce Talis | Arcane | Legend

[defenderoftomorrow]

I. I think this dish is just all the wrong answers on a baking test. There goes my attempt at cooking.

II. You face-planted on my chest and then fell asleep there. I'm not sure if you were really tired or really wasted, but you keep murmuring about how comfy you were in your sleep.

III. I’m so hungry. I want bread. I want to swim in a pool of baguette.

IV. They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.

I.

[necrosavior]

I have no idea what that tastes like, but I bet I've had worse.

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. At what point did you actually think you could throw knives safely?

2. You were lying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays," which is apparently drunk for "frogs."

3. Do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?

4. I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes.

5. Leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things.

6. text her!

4.

[whowillmourn]

Bake cupcakes with a glazed inner chamber. Fill it with alcohol afterward.

jon kent ( dc )

[exponentially]

1. you said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
2. you were VERY frustrated last night that you couldn't leave any marks, so you signed your name in sharpie instead.
3. you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
4. was that before or after strip tic-tac-toe??

1

[defenderoftomorrow]

And I didn't burn anything this time. I think that at least calls for a toast.

Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | Familiar

[natzoom]

i. I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs

ii. Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real.

iii. We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts.

iv. Text him!

1

[kyley_b]

nat. you're doing nothing to lessen the mild crush i've had on your giant towering bf for months.

Akira | Togainu no Chi | Familiar

[curriculumachine]

1. does anyone know where i am?
[It's accompanied by a picture.]

2. i asked for a steak knife, but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea

3. ...

4. i cancelled, so i could eat pop tarts and go to bed early

5. if you're going to follow me, you could at least be subtle about it

6. if we order food and i contribute 2 spoons, is that fair?

7. [text him]

1. (misfire ok?)

[shurajodo]

Christmasville

cyno | genshin impact | legend

[cashewlater]

1. Update: That man is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.

2. I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest.

3. I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.

4. Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?

5. Text him!

4.

[disjuncture]

Isn't 7 considered a lucky number? It must be your lucky day.

Hunter | The Owl House

[goldenscarred]

1. Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

2. You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

3. I’m gonna remove my nervous system so I won’t be nervous anymore. Can’t believe what a good idea this is, why did no one else do this?

4. If you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of.

[For the sake of clarity/speed I won't be using his normal... bad typing skills unless requested.]

2

[thinkfirst]

1. No, not until this very moment
2. It would have been greatly preferable to continue living my life without thinking about this fact
3. Do teeth count as part of the skeleton?

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[moondregs]

1. People keep trying to put bows on me. I can't wait for spring.

2. There is laundry and salad ALL OVER my burrow, I need context.

3. You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest ...

4. I went from not really caring about the holiday to owning a concerning amount of Christmas-themed lingerie.

5. Text him!

4

[kyley_b]

how much is concerning?

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age | Legend

[da_champion]

1. Of course I kicked him out. The dog didn't like him.
2. I guess I walked across town with "slap my ass" written on my forehead.
3. I can feel my liver failing.
4. I need advice on ways to politely say "fuck you on your way to the Void".
5. Text him.

4.

[whowillmourn]

You have singularly impressed me with your full commitment to the bit to the point that even the gaping jaws of the abyss cannot convince you to yield to reason.

Corrigan Molloy | OC | Myth

[molloys]

i. I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy.

ii. The little cat village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their tiny paws.

iii. It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.

iv. Text him!

iii.

[whowillmourn]

Are you an accomplished baker? Or... whatever noun you consider appropriate with BDSM?

Kyle Broflovski | South Park | Legend | OTA

[kyley_b]

1. no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies.

2. you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. i would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening.

3. i just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.

4. what do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?

5. stop fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

4.

[necrosavior]

What do you mean you have had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?????

Yuri Lowell | Tales of Vesperia

[vibing]

1. he asked if I had any questions. apparently "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not what he had in mind

2. i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT

3. i wanna bring you to show and tell

4. did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?

2

[thinkfirst]

I disagree strongly with several parts of this statement

Wu | Legend of Korra

[royalfling]

1. Couch. On fire. Help!!!!

2. It was like he was 19 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.

3. Sorry I called you an 8

4. Someone needs to name a hurricane after you

3

[arclightning]

The outfit wasn't THAT bad

Viktor | Arcane | Myth

[scienceofthearcane]

1. While I am personally glad we met, I feel like for society as a whole that was a bad thing.

2. Yeah I would have to say one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.

3. The sad part is that if I don't get a pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry we're not friends anymore.

4. Getting arrested together sounded so much better in the library.

2

[defenderoftomorrow]

I've never gotten high but I can understand the cat thing. They are so soft and cute.

Sarajane Hawke | Dragon Age

[survivorsguilty]

1. His armor is too restrictive. The hot Chantry brother and I can't get it on while he's wearing it.

2. I don't think my friends will remember that party. Or that I tried making out with the hot Chantry brother and failed. For the fifth time this week.

3. Yeah, I've hit on the hot Chantry brother while at the Chantry. It's a shame, he's sexy but he's devoted himself and his glorious genitalia to the Maker.

4. No joke. There's a sketch of me and the hot Chantry brother I made out with hanging on my mom's wall.

5. I was carried back to my house by the hot Chantry brother who was also carrying knives.

Alicent Hightower | House of the Dragon (CW: mild incest, but not so bad considering Targaryens)

[oncebittersweet]

1.Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

2. She complimented my bra while we were hooking up. This lesbian thing has its upsides.

3. No, I'm not a lesbian. I just want to sleep with you while drinking. That's normal in a friendship.

4. Fairly certain Rhaenyra my stepdaughter called dibs on my lesbian virginity last night.

5. I will be the first lesbian to fail women's studies.

Misty Day | American Horror Story

[desiretoplease]

1. I definitely did a line of something I don't know what it was with Hollywood. I make good decisions.

2. Witch metal show. There's folk dancing in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where I am.

3. You've only fucked to two Fleetwood Mac songs. That must be why your life feels so empty.

4. All my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat Tostitos with me.

5. Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never gonna see again.

raven | familiar

[trichotomy]

1) I’d clean the kitchen before making food.
2) Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
3) Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
4) Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
5) text him

1

[thinkfirst]

You really don't like cooking at all? I'm sure Yuri could teach you, if you wanted. It's quite fun when you get the hang of it, even if making sure your food has enough flavor is hard. Yuri's good at that part, too.

erik lehnsherr | myth

[metalkinetic]

1) Get fucked.
2) I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
3) I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
4) I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
5) text him

3) ~because we can never have too many threads

[perceptive]

Right. Didn't you have quite the reaction at seeing a cockroach in the bathroom last night? Granted, it was a rather huge one. It was almost the size of my palm when I picked it up, wasn't it?

yuji itadori | legend

[eyescar]

1) It was like mission impossible.
2) It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
3) Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
4) So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
5) text him

4.

[overnightoaks]

Aw, geez, that's a tough one! You're going to want to corral the squirrel towards the door, but be careful not to spook him, or he'll dart away and hide somewhere where you can't reach him.

If you want, I could come over and talk to him and try to persuade him to leave?