TEXTS FROM SOME TIME

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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Comments

[fxckery]

what's the point of all the good booze here if you don't

[defenderoftomorrow]

It's to bad to indulge every now and then but your poor liver might have sometime to say about it in the long run, it's all.

[fxckery]

it'll keep going if it knows what's good for it
pretty sure it's got the fear of god in it proper

[defenderoftomorrow]

I never attempted to scare my organs into behaving. If it worked for real, it could be revolutionary for medical science.

[ It could help Viktor, for sure. ]

You do look scary, and I say that as a compliment. Have you ever been in Bilgewater? A port city in the Blue Flame Isles archipelago.

[fxckery]

living proof

[and scary is absolutely an A+ compliment and it's taken as such]

is that down by the Leeward Islands or something

[defenderoftomorrow]

Amazing. Congrats on making History, Mr. Blackbeard.

[ Good to know. Credit were credit is due. ]

Ah, no. Have you ever heard of Runeterra? That's where I come from, maybe you are from a different world.

[fxckery]

just can't help it

haven't, unless that's what they're calling Montserrat these days

[defenderoftomorrow]

Some people are just naturally talented.

[ And Jayce is amused by the casual pride. ]

No that I'm aware. That's what your planet is called?

[fxckery]

[It's a not insubstantial part of the brand. The most substantial part, obviously, is black leather.]

what, the whole planet
planet's Earth
Montserrat's an island

is yours not Earth

[defenderoftomorrow]

[ Oh, the black leather gives him a lot of style, kinda like a pirate rock star. ]

There seems to be a lot of people from Earth here, but different versions of it. How odd.

No. My planet is called Runeterra, and I'm from Piltover. We have magic in my homeworld, so it's not all that different from Folkmore.

[fxckery]

and different times and all

[which is honestly still what blows his mind the most]

Piltover doesn't sound nearly as exciting as blue flames and archipelagos

[defenderoftomorrow]

That's...yeah, one of the strangest things to me. It also means that Thirteen's more powerful than we can imagine. It's probably not a good idea to cross her.

Piltover is the city of progress, we try to come up with innovations each year and exciting in their own way but if you are used to traveling, maybe you'd enjoy something differently. Perhaps less posh.

[fxckery]

fuck off, I can do posh
I know like 12 different forks

[defenderoftomorrow]

I'm not saying you can't, just that it gets exhausting. Even my partner, who has lived in the Uppercity for more than a decade, sometimes has trouble adjusting.

That's a lot of forks. I find the napkin etiquette to be more absurd than the cutlery one.

[fxckery]

fuck, is there more to learn about napkins

[defenderoftomorrow]

There is always more to learn about napkins, we are in napkins hell.

I had to go to so many galas, parties, and soirees. It was so exhausting.

[fxckery]

fuck



[that's that's the text that's why he drinks]

[defenderoftomorrow]

You can say it again.

[ Frankly, a relatable reaction. ]

But at least here we don't have to deal with all of that.

[fxckery]

don't joke yourself, mate
of course we do

[defenderoftomorrow]

Oh. Have you been forced to attend galas here as well?

[fxckery]

just the one so far, but still

and, you know
people know

[defenderoftomorrow]

That can be one too many.

People know ...what? [ You lost him there, bud. ]

[fxckery]

if you'd do well at a dinner party
just from looking
proper fancy people know, at any rate

[defenderoftomorrow]

Ah. [ Now he understands. ]

In my world, the elite also knew that I was from a lower house, not really part of them. But manners and the right attitude can help you blend with them more easily.  It's not that much different than being in a play.

People who only value wealth are not really worth your time, if you ask me. That said, if you wanted to learn more about them, I could share what I know.

[fxckery]

fuck blending
got to beat them at their own game

[so yes please help him learn]