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TEXTS FROM SOME TIME

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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1. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

2. A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. [ Text him! ]

1. I'd wear matching sweaters with you

2. That 'mysterious foreigner with a sexy accent' you were hitting on last night? That was moi.

3. I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.

4. he made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see".

5. Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday. Clarify.

6. [ Text him! ]

1. youre lurking in front of me

2. We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

3. You need to learn to relax or the stress will kill you before I get the chance.

4. half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...

5. would you like coffee or porn or something?

6. [ Text him! ]

1. I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom

2. I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight

3. I've noticed you have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of your bromance.

4. A little girl and I are having a face-making battle in McDonald's. She started it, but I am definitely here to finish it.

5. We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

6. [ Text him! ]

1. After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean

2. Idk if I want to put a bra on

3. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

4. I'm like a great zombie Jesus.

5. Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous

6. [ Text her! ]

Was his name Palamedes? That sounds like a very Palamedes thing to do.

As is right and just, of course.

Usually I would not condone stealing something one doesn't need, but truly, some feats are accomplishments in themselves.

I was going to ask why this was notable until I remembered that's not normal human courtship.

I. I think this dish is just all the wrong answers on a baking test. There goes my attempt at cooking.

II. You face-planted on my chest and then fell asleep there. I'm not sure if you were really tired or really wasted, but you keep murmuring about how comfy you were in your sleep.

III. I’m so hungry. I want bread. I want to swim in a pool of baguette.

IV. They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.

Where are you from and where are those ladies?

Oh no, Palamedes never took his glasses off.

I wasn't sure if this thing had feelings, we don't have phones in my world. And given how everything in this world is sentient or magical, better to be safe than sorry.

1. At what point did you actually think you could throw knives safely?

2. You were lying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays," which is apparently drunk for "frogs."

3. Do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?

4. I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes.

5. Leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things.

6. text her!

Oh precious. Never change.

Bake cupcakes with a glazed inner chamber. Fill it with alcohol afterward.

I have no idea what that tastes like, but I bet I've had worse.

I'm just concerned about the level of poor choices we're talking about here, it's all.

In a scale of 'getting black out drink and sleeping with the waitress' to ' setting my neighbor's pink flamingos on fire', what's your current mood?

Is this about bread or an mlm orgy? Both?

I tastes like regret. I was going for a Soufflé aux framboises, though.

Was food in your world really that terrible? Because I think I managed to achieve a new level of 'disgusting' here.

Whether it's great or terrible, I only do the highest caliber.

How about get out black out drunk and sleep with the waitress on my neighbors lawn while setting their pink flamingos on fire? Trust me, they won't be nearly as concerned by the sex when stuff is on fire.

I'm not to good at telling when using text messages but I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm.

But okay,I deserved it.

French kissing cakes???

It was horrible. I had no good meals in my life before I came to Folkmore.

0% sarcasm. Keep apologizing to your phone.

Maybe? I found this recipe in a book in the library. What is French Kissing?

[ What is a French????? ]

Oh, that's awful. No wonder you were so excited about food the first time we talked.

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TEXTS FROM SOME TIME

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D

Inanna | The Wicked + The Divine | Myth

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb | Myth

4

2.

Inej & Mayerling

5

Jayce Talis | Arcane | Legend

Illarion & Baphomet

Dulcie & Inanna

1

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

Jayce & Worst!Gideon

4.

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2

III.

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Jayce & Baphomet

oh no

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