TEXTS FROM SOME TIME

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[punderworldgod]

Gods it'd have been embarrassing to have misread the situation. A lot of people can't st— I'd get it if it'd been a joke.

One question—your place or mine?

[twatter]

you think you'd be embarrassed? that's the first time i've been so forward so if it turned out you weren't down.....

RIP my confidence 💀💀💀

let's do your place. mine is too bare bones right now.

i wanna be able to ✨✨dazzle you✨✨ with how the god of technology lives

[punderworldgod]

The secret to confidence is fake it til you make it. Even if you have none.

If you think your place is bare bones. Ha. Just for kicks, send me a photo of a bed you like.

I'll wait to be dazzled by your abode another day.

[twatter]

idk something like this?

rad pic here.jpg

love some clean lines and geometric decor.

but

i got all the confidence in the world, bro. i basically run the show in a modern world with how reliant people are on technology, but like....

[ Should he say it? Is this getting TOO real? Eh. Fuck it. Just because it's 'no strings' doesn't mean they're not still friends. ]

modern technology was designed to be distant. cold. unfeeling. you can find any type of porn you so desire and get off without ever touching a soul. but now that i'm not in my world anymore and haven't been for like the past two years tbh, i'm trying to break away from my 'design/purpose.' find *me* in all that. explore what *i* want

right now? that's you.

[punderworldgod]

That vibes like a bed you think you are now, not the you you're trying to find. (P.S. I'm British).

*cracks neck* trying to take what you've said to find something you like...

What about:
One
Two
Three
Four
KLLK
Boom

[twatter]

i mean, they all fit my style. there were elements of all those i brought into this old place i lived...

🤔 if i gotta pick what i'm feeling most right now? my eye's drawn to three with the touch of blue. it's my color

why? you gonna get me my dream bed so we can christen it? 😛

[punderworldgod]

Blue's your color, huh. Makes sense.

Way to ruin the surprise. :P

I'm not getting your bed, though. I'm making it.

[twatter]

hey. ruining the surprise doesn't mean it's not still A+ seduction. i dig it

if you're conjuring shit up, i could use some new clothes too, baphodazzle. magic me a wardrobe and you can have me any which way you want 😘

[punderworldgod]

I got moves.

To quote a friend, nuh-uh. We're friends with benefits, not business. Any clothes and any way you let me have you are strictly separate.

[twatter]

then the clothes can be by merit of you being a good friend 😛 a GREAT friend, actually. no no the greatEST friend!!!

tbh you were set up to get a shit deal anyway. i was gonna give you all access regardless. your life is too short to not get the FULL baphomexperience 😜

you also opened the door to shitty puns with that baphomexpress bs, so i don't wanna hear one complaint

[punderworldgod]

Uh huh. How's this—I'll dress you when we go out. The more time you spend with your greatest friend, the more your closet grows ;)

[ A fantastic idea, if he never wants to be sure why Tech's with him. Better to burn out than never know. ]

We'll do a whole ass fashion show another night.

You'll reap the benefit of the full Baphomexperience. You may be concerned about complaints, but all I hear is the sound of you picking up my slang.

[twatter]

eh, i'm bound to pick up malware every now and again 😇

jkjk

so you want me to meet you somewhere or does this watch you gave me got like an internal gps and you'll be able to find me wherever?

[punderworldgod]

You won't get any from me. I'm as healthy as they come.

Are you closer to Kuma Lisa or the hot springs? I'll pick you up from either one.

[twatter]

kuma lisa. i live in the apartments over in satori hills. i mean, i wanna wow you with my cool decor inevitably, but...this place is unpredictable, right?

so if you need to find me and find me fast, that's where i am.

cuz like just know, baph, i got your back. us gods gotta watch out for each other. and more than that i consider you a friend.

i don't have many of those so i expect you to be honored 😉

[punderworldgod]

If you end up living in a walking glorification of the nineties, I totally want to see that.

Good to know. Hope I never need it.

I appreciate you looking out for me, Tech. I got your back too. Would you still consider me a friend if I weren't a god?

Oh yeah, who else are you friends with here?

[twatter]

[ This is....not a question he really wants to answer. But there's nothing more insulting than being left on read. ]

no one

[ There it is. A huge, pathetic loser reply. Maybe he can salvage his rep still, though. ]

i mean, i just got here end of october so like it takes waaay longer to make friends than that

[ Except he made friends in like a day with Baphomet, so... ]

look. i don't need friends. having one is just FINE. allies are more important and i got a couple of THOSE. some mage chick by the name of hawke and an old guy by the name of belos.

[ ah yes. The wonderful taste of shoe leather. ]

there's jaskier, too. but he's more like an ex...who is only an ex because he forgot everything about me and us. 🙃 also he went from 40 to 18 now. wtf is this place? but we were open anyway. or more, he was open and i dealt with it. so he ain't gonna be mad about us if he somehow grows up and remembers me.

[punderworldgod]

Dude.
Chill.
Sorry about the instant ex.

[ Baphomet made a joke. It's a joke, mostly. Honestly the ex is the most promising thing about all this since Baphomet's pretty sure that Jaskier isn't a god. ]

You found the coolest guy in the place besides Captain America. We can broaden your horizons in more ways than one.

[twatter]

not gonna argue your cool factor. but i also don't need the help. i don't plan on sticking around here long enough to grow roots.

gonna get you that extended warranty on your life and then find a way out. you'd be welcome to come with....but also it's your life, dude. the beauty about having more time means you'll get to decide for yourself what to do with it.

[punderworldgod]

What are you so eager to get back to?

Folkmore's a big step up from where I was. I just wish Laura and Dio were here. If they show up, you have to meet them, hands down. I don't care if you're out the next day.

[twatter]

aw shucks, baffles. planning on introing me to the friends and fam? i didn't know you had it for me that bad 😘😘

jk

but i'm not getting back to anything. i'm running as fucking far away from my world as possible and finding a place where i don't have to adhere to the BS. a place to be free. this place ain't it what with having to 'meet my potential' or whatever to satisfy some stupid fox. and i also made a promise to a couple of people to do the same for them. those people aren't here, so i gotta find them. wherever they are. i'm not the sorta guy to break a promise, no matter what it takes, yanno?

[punderworldgod]

I don't do dirty secrets. [ He's such a liar. His name is a lie. Sex, though, isn't one of them. ]

You think you can find a place freer than this? Everything's free for the small small cost of social interaction and some hinky dinky trials. Finding your people, I get. I don't get why you'd try to get them anywhere besides here.

Be like that, you better be careful with your promises.

[twatter]

[ That's perhaps more relieving to hear than Baphomet realizes. Tech's no stranger to being someone's dirty secret. ]

you think this place is free? cuz i don't. i think thirteen's waiting for the right moment to drop some kinda bomb. we're in her world and we gotta adhere to her rules. if she doesn't even give enough of a shit to keep you alive, then who's to say she cares about the rest of us? and when she gets bored of watching this reality show we're all a part of, who's to say she won't just delete us all?

CW: references to abuse (emotional, physical)

[punderworldgod]

I don't know how much she cares about us as people, but everyone loves stories. We're her stories. For whatever that's worth to her.

There's no guarantee she won't delete us all. There's no guarantee she won't delete someone for leaving. The only guarantee in life is death. I don't hold my death against her. Maybe she could save me, but it'd cost too much. Maybe my death makes me interesting. I don't care. My life here's a fuckton better than my life back home.

[ Baphomet sits with the text like this for one minute, two minutes, five minutes. He knows Tech doesn't mean to invoke Marian. He knows that. He cannot read gotta adhere to her rules without thinking of his ex. Thirteen's a power that makes the gods and Ananke look like petty little people. He's not scared of her. When he gets scared, Marian's the face that comes to mind, whether it's her human face, the beaked incarnation of her rage, or her royal queenly face she pretends is above such petty matters. Even 'Sweet Annie' never stops them. She only holds him afterward like she's not the same damn person who inflicted the wounds. ]

I walked away from the smallest world imaginable. Thirteen gave me somewhere to walk to. I don't stan her, but she's done decently by me. At the end of the day, I can live with that.

[twatter]

[ but you're NOT going to be able to live with that for long -- he starts to type and then deletes. Baphomet doesn't need the reminder. He knows when his death sentence is coming. But also, Tech doesn't necessarily want to let on how MUCH the thought of Baphomet's impending death bothers him. He promised to stop it, right? And like he said, he keeps his promises! He'll find a way. Surely, there's a way. ]

sorry. i don't mean to knock this place. from the sound of it, your world was just as bad as mine. the saddest thing is the place i was at before this? it was actual hell, and even THAT was more free than my world. this is a step up.

def bonus points for letting me meet YOU here 😉

it might not be my endgame, but i'll be sticking it out with you through yours. but let's get something clear, alright?

you getting to live longer shouldn't come with a price someone's gotta pay. that shit should be free of charge. because you deserve to live just as much as the rest of us. i'd argue in some ways, even more. i know it doesn't work this way in your world and your life isn't determined by the belief of others like mine. but fwiw i believe in you. i believe you're meant for greater things. and i'll keep believing that long after this watch hits zero.

CW: references to sudden unexpected death, death of loved ones (parents)

[punderworldgod]

Actual hell—was that Christian? That sounds weird AF.

A lot in life happens that shouldn't, that people don't deserve. Life's not fair. It could end at any time for any of us.

[ Like his parents. No warning. No time to say goodbye. 1, 2, 3, 4. Kllk. Gone like that.]

I don't know where you picked up I deserve to live more than anyone else. Being a god? I'm sure Amaterasu and Sakhmet wanted to live. Being a myth? Those are a dime a dozen here.

I want to live. That isn't the same thing.