TEXTS FROM SOME TIME

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[necrosavior]

Were you sleeping with those species before you came to Folkmore? Since you came here?

Puh-lease. Bones bones we have hundreds of bones. We are rattling full of bones. People get boners!

[kyley_b]

i fail to see why that is relevant!

but there isn't an actual bone in the penis.

[necrosavior]

Because it's about who you COULD sleep with?

Well few penises belong to women, so not a problem. However, phalluses are pretty easy to make from, oh... say, bone.

[kyley_b]

people here have tentacles!

ok point.
do you do that? bone dildos?

[necrosavior]

Who?

Pretty much 97% of things are human-sourced. So yes, bone sex toys.

[kyley_b]

i don't want to say!

wow. wait, human bones?

[necrosavior]

How about who that you want to get ~~~~~~~ with?

Yes, human bones. Snow leeks don't have bones.

[kyley_b]

look. tentacles are just very sexy, okay?

what the heck is a snow leek?

[necrosavior]

I guess I can accept that the way I can accept you find men sexy.

It's a vegetable.

[kyley_b]

men with tentacles = extra sexy.

oh. i didn't know there were different kinds of leeks.

[necrosavior]

You go climb your tentacle man, man.

The worst of the leeks.

[kyley_b]

i hope to.

i like leeks and potato soup tho.

[necrosavior]

Please don't tell me the details. Not unless somehow it turns out it's a tentacle woman.

I dare you to buy snow leeks with your spoon and make leeks and potato soup and tell me what you think.

[kyley_b]

i wouldn't! i don't kiss and tell!

that sounds super ominous, dude.

[necrosavior]

Ruuuuuuuuuude. I thought we were friends.

I ate snow leeks like all my life, dude. It's not going to kill you.

[kyley_b]

you just told me not to tell you about my sex life!

and clearly you hated it. i'm going to make you better food.

[necrosavior]

Unless there's a girl! (I get it, there will be no girls, but in the case of hypothetical girls, please)

... I guess that works.

[kyley_b]

yeah no girls, sorry.

i will make you all the comfort foods!

[necrosavior]

We can still be friends.

What's your favorite comfort food?

[kyley_b]

i'm glad. :)

oh man. if you give me matzo ball soup it's like an immediate food-hug. my mom used to make it whenever i was sick, which was fairly often i guess.
you?

[necrosavior]

I have never had a hug in my life.

Uh, so someone like drove past me and gave me this food wrapped in a small shawl. They called it a Brrrrrrrrr-eat'o.

[kyley_b]

what?! dude. i'm hugging you the next time i see you.

burritos! fuck yes! have you had pizza? or fried chicken?

[necrosavior]

Congrats, you can be my very first hug.

Uuuuuh no and no? Can we change that?

[kyley_b]

i'm honoured.

fuck yes we can! oh you're gonna love it.

[necrosavior]

Folkmore really likes to win people over, huh. Awesome.