TEXTS FROM SOME TIME

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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[twatter]

😒 this is really a shining example of divinity here. your god of equilibrium and balance, folks of folkmore

but fiiiiiiiine. 😩😩😩 guess i'm on this trainwreck. might as well go all in

choo choo, motherfuckers 🚂🚂

[punderworldgod]

Punderworld god, baby.

In one of your previous recurrences, you were trains you know.

The plethora of puns I could say in response to that. How about I simply make you steam...

[twatter]

😤 how do i delete this convo from my head?

starting to wonder if i'm actually into you or if i'm just a masochist

you gonna bring that shit punder the sheets?

😬😬😬

omfg you're infecting me.

1/2 [funny half]

[punderworldgod]

Impossible. The internet is forever.

Those aren't exclusive.

You're made of memes, man. Punditry was the only option.

2/2 [serious half] [feel free to reply to both]

[punderworldgod]

You are into it aren't you?

[twatter]

what are we talking about by "it?"

the puns or "us"? or am i missing the mark entirely and you're talking about your dick? lol

[punderworldgod]

E. All of the above.

[twatter]

well then

a.) i will admit that i've met more people i liked that use puns than dislike that use puns
b.) it wasn't just a BS pick up line when i said i felt a connection. i think you just get me in a way a lot of people can't and i find that magnetic.
c.) can't really comment on the
d.) ick. will report back later 😘

that should encompass your 'all of the above.' any you need me to elaborate on? any you wanna change before the night's over? thinking c and d, myself.

[punderworldgod]

Gods it'd have been embarrassing to have misread the situation. A lot of people can't st— I'd get it if it'd been a joke.

One question—your place or mine?

[twatter]

you think you'd be embarrassed? that's the first time i've been so forward so if it turned out you weren't down.....

RIP my confidence 💀💀💀

let's do your place. mine is too bare bones right now.

i wanna be able to ✨✨dazzle you✨✨ with how the god of technology lives

[punderworldgod]

The secret to confidence is fake it til you make it. Even if you have none.

If you think your place is bare bones. Ha. Just for kicks, send me a photo of a bed you like.

I'll wait to be dazzled by your abode another day.

[twatter]

idk something like this?

rad pic here.jpg

love some clean lines and geometric decor.

but

i got all the confidence in the world, bro. i basically run the show in a modern world with how reliant people are on technology, but like....

[ Should he say it? Is this getting TOO real? Eh. Fuck it. Just because it's 'no strings' doesn't mean they're not still friends. ]

modern technology was designed to be distant. cold. unfeeling. you can find any type of porn you so desire and get off without ever touching a soul. but now that i'm not in my world anymore and haven't been for like the past two years tbh, i'm trying to break away from my 'design/purpose.' find *me* in all that. explore what *i* want

right now? that's you.

[punderworldgod]

That vibes like a bed you think you are now, not the you you're trying to find. (P.S. I'm British).

*cracks neck* trying to take what you've said to find something you like...

What about:
One
Two
Three
Four
KLLK
Boom

[twatter]

i mean, they all fit my style. there were elements of all those i brought into this old place i lived...

🤔 if i gotta pick what i'm feeling most right now? my eye's drawn to three with the touch of blue. it's my color

why? you gonna get me my dream bed so we can christen it? 😛

[punderworldgod]

Blue's your color, huh. Makes sense.

Way to ruin the surprise. :P

I'm not getting your bed, though. I'm making it.

[twatter]

hey. ruining the surprise doesn't mean it's not still A+ seduction. i dig it

if you're conjuring shit up, i could use some new clothes too, baphodazzle. magic me a wardrobe and you can have me any which way you want 😘

[punderworldgod]

I got moves.

To quote a friend, nuh-uh. We're friends with benefits, not business. Any clothes and any way you let me have you are strictly separate.

[twatter]

then the clothes can be by merit of you being a good friend 😛 a GREAT friend, actually. no no the greatEST friend!!!

tbh you were set up to get a shit deal anyway. i was gonna give you all access regardless. your life is too short to not get the FULL baphomexperience 😜

you also opened the door to shitty puns with that baphomexpress bs, so i don't wanna hear one complaint

[punderworldgod]

Uh huh. How's this—I'll dress you when we go out. The more time you spend with your greatest friend, the more your closet grows ;)

[ A fantastic idea, if he never wants to be sure why Tech's with him. Better to burn out than never know. ]

We'll do a whole ass fashion show another night.

You'll reap the benefit of the full Baphomexperience. You may be concerned about complaints, but all I hear is the sound of you picking up my slang.

[twatter]

eh, i'm bound to pick up malware every now and again 😇

jkjk

so you want me to meet you somewhere or does this watch you gave me got like an internal gps and you'll be able to find me wherever?

[punderworldgod]

You won't get any from me. I'm as healthy as they come.

Are you closer to Kuma Lisa or the hot springs? I'll pick you up from either one.

[twatter]

kuma lisa. i live in the apartments over in satori hills. i mean, i wanna wow you with my cool decor inevitably, but...this place is unpredictable, right?

so if you need to find me and find me fast, that's where i am.

cuz like just know, baph, i got your back. us gods gotta watch out for each other. and more than that i consider you a friend.

i don't have many of those so i expect you to be honored 😉

[punderworldgod]

If you end up living in a walking glorification of the nineties, I totally want to see that.

Good to know. Hope I never need it.

I appreciate you looking out for me, Tech. I got your back too. Would you still consider me a friend if I weren't a god?

Oh yeah, who else are you friends with here?

[twatter]

[ This is....not a question he really wants to answer. But there's nothing more insulting than being left on read. ]

no one

[ There it is. A huge, pathetic loser reply. Maybe he can salvage his rep still, though. ]

i mean, i just got here end of october so like it takes waaay longer to make friends than that

[ Except he made friends in like a day with Baphomet, so... ]

look. i don't need friends. having one is just FINE. allies are more important and i got a couple of THOSE. some mage chick by the name of hawke and an old guy by the name of belos.

[ ah yes. The wonderful taste of shoe leather. ]

there's jaskier, too. but he's more like an ex...who is only an ex because he forgot everything about me and us. 🙃 also he went from 40 to 18 now. wtf is this place? but we were open anyway. or more, he was open and i dealt with it. so he ain't gonna be mad about us if he somehow grows up and remembers me.

[punderworldgod]

Dude.
Chill.
Sorry about the instant ex.

[ Baphomet made a joke. It's a joke, mostly. Honestly the ex is the most promising thing about all this since Baphomet's pretty sure that Jaskier isn't a god. ]

You found the coolest guy in the place besides Captain America. We can broaden your horizons in more ways than one.