July TFLN Time

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[lightresearch]

For the record, while I'll note that it's typical for people to blame science for people misusing knowledge and implementing them in ways which feel unnatural - this time, I feel we can blame capitalism instead.

[melodiouspacifist]

Ha! You think I wouldn't get that - I do. Those damn moogles...

[lightresearch]

At least the Moogles don't promote year-round eggnog.

[melodiouspacifist]

No but they take all my munny. They are the worst! I just want to shake them by the pom pom sometimes.

[lightresearch]

Please *don't* shake the Moogles. No matter how exorbitant their rates are, any passer-by would be entirely unsympathetic.

[melodiouspacifist]

But Ienzooooo they deserve it!

[lightresearch]

And you do not deserve to be chased or beaten by an angry mob trying to defend the 'poor helpless Moogle.'

[melodiouspacifist]

Ugh. Stupid moogles. But you know I'm right.

[lightresearch]

You're right that they are fleecing their customers - maybe not that violence is the answer.

I wonder. The only true way to hurt a monopoly is to offer competition strong enough to reduce its grip.

[melodiouspacifist]

Yeah, but who's gonna do that? I'm not gonna open some kind of competition. I'm not much of a numbers guy and I know you need math.

[lightresearch]

I hear Mr. Scrooge was looking for a new project. Fight fire with fire, and small white ducks are nearly as adorable as Moogles are.

[melodiouspacifist]

Yeah but I bet they're just as willing to shake me down for my munny.

[lightresearch]

The theory is that with competition that they'll be motivated to lower their prices to attract the most customers.

But in practice, having a service without charge which provides such fundamental needs would be best ... I just don't see how that be coordinated across many different worlds.

[melodiouspacifist]

Somehow I don't think it's going to work out like that. I'm just gonna be stuck forever searching for as much munny as possible before the moogles shake me down.

[lightresearch]

But at least it won't be for eggnog?

[melodiouspacifist]

Yeah, because there's no way in the Underworld I'm drinking eggnog outside of December.