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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Ezra Bridger | Star Wars: Rebels + CRAU

[ezra_of_lothal]

1.I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

2. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

3. God knew I'd have questionable taste in men, so made me ace spec to discourage me from fucking them.

I have impeccable taste in ladies, tho.

4. On the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

5. Text him!

1

[hasmuchtolearn]

A polite way or a Jedi way?

[ezra_of_lothal]

One that's both would be best, I guess

Although now I'm curious about the difference you have in mind

[hasmuchtolearn]

First I need some context.

[ezra_of_lothal]

You know what, never mind.

What I *should* do is figure out why I'm so irritable. I've managed to be mostly civil to an actual Sith Lord who decided to invite themselves over for tea, this is nothing.

[He will just not mention that he means Maul.]

[hasmuchtolearn]

I think the better question is, why bother being civil to a Sith Lord at all?

[ezra_of_lothal]

1) They are actually people, even if *they* think they aren't.

2) This was Trench, place I most recently was. Killing someone didn't guarantee they wouldn't come back - and apparently that's true here too - so we couldn't exactly get away from each other in any meaningful way.

What would you say are the most viable options, in such a scenario?

[hasmuchtolearn]

[Obi-Wan can't help but bristle a little bit.]

1) They're monsters.

2) I would probably tell them to fuck off on their way to hell.

[That's essentially what he did when he cut Maul in half. Maybe he's not the best person to ask about this after all. Clearly he hasn't reached the stage of forgiveness his older self has. It's all still too fresh and raw.]

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[unapprovedtrash]

See God knew I'd have questionable taste in men so he made all the interesting ones want to kill me.

I do share the impeccable taste in ladies with ya though.

Actually wait, no. All of them have tried killing me at some point too.

[ezra_of_lothal]

That's rough, buddy.

Yeah, Merrin mentioned she'd blamed the Jedi for the death of her sisters. I can see how that'd be a rocky start.

[unapprovedtrash]

Yeah she raised an army of dead Night Sisters to attack me with. Obviously we worked things out though.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Proving your excellent taste!

Sorry she's not here, man.

[unapprovedtrash]

Yeah... she's so cool. I do miss her but at the same time I wonder if it's a good thing she doesn't have to deal with some of the stuff this place throws at you. Some of it's fun, but some of it's, you know.

[ezra_of_lothal]

No, I know what you mean. I haven't made up my mind yet, if this is just same shit, slightly prettier looking icing than Trench yet, or a little better, so I don't know if I actually wish Sansa were here.

Even then, I'd hate for her to uprooted from all the work she did putting down roots in that town, and all the good she's been doing.

[unapprovedtrash]

Sansa? Is that your impeccable lady?

1

[thiscruel]

I'm not sure there's a polite way to say that. Maybe it would help to know what they did?

Re: 1

[ezra_of_lothal]

Oh someone made fun of my choice of cultural dress. And got even more aggressive about it when I tried to explain any of it.

I shouldn't let it get to me.

[He's endured far worse.]

[thiscruel]

[ Oh. Bertolt chews his lip for a moment, debating. He knows what he would do in that situation (a whole lot of nothing, a reaction conditioned since childhood). But… ]

Maybe not. But it was rude of them to say anything, and they didn't have to become aggressive. It sounds like they were out of line.

4.

[forcedbonding]

Wait, Jedi have exams? Kriff it, I'm doing the exact same thing when it's my turn. Luke can't possibly get even more cranky.

[narrator voice: Luke can indeed get even more cranky]

Re: 4.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Well, Jedi *used* to have exams at the Temple on Coruscant. Kids got raised with well rounded educations, so you know. Exams for your academic classes, like pretty much every other school. I have no idea how Luke is doing things.

But nah, I was taking a placement test at Kuma Lisa. Turns out I know don't know much about statistics and number theory.

[forcedbonding]

Mostly by ignoring me and then griping at me about how the Jedi should end. With a side of telling me to go away and then lying to me about something really really important. Honestly, I'm glad I didn't pay for any of it, I'd want a refund.

Statistics and number theory? Those sound made up.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Wait. Back up. LUKE SKYWALKER talking about how the Jedi needed to end? Lying to your face?

I get you're from a version of the future and people can change, but that doesn't sound at all like the guy I know.

[forcedbonding]

Yeah? It was a mess from start to finish. Which lasted about a week. And I kind of get why he lied because what happened sort of blew up in the galaxy's face, all it did was make everything worse.

[because she FedExed herself to Kylo Ren and then decided to pry off the chip on his shoulder if it was the last thing she did]

Well, it happened along the way. I suppose I should ask when you're from. And given the scale of the blowing up, I can understand why he was cranky.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Well, when I'm *from* is about 18 years into the Empire. But I know Luke from about 5 years after that. Or from his birth. Although I tend to think of baby version as Luke Amidala.

Time and the multiverse is weird. My life is VERY weird.

Please tell me he didn't lie to you about your parents being dead, or something like that.

[forcedbonding]

I'm from 34 ABY. But how do you know him like that? It makes it sound like you know him in your future and also in your...current day?

It sounds like it.

No. No, it wasn't anything to do with me. My parents were nobodies.