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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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You asked for me.

[ Can't bullshit your way out of this one, Vash. ]

No, I don't think so. I think I'd know if I did.

[ Wolfwood can probably picture his expression. He has a terrible poker face for lying. ]

[ Wolfwood's enjoying this if he's honest, though he can't put a finger on it. ]

You know some other priest? Are you cheating on me?

What? Never! I wouldn't cheat on you! [ In what way is that even possible? ] You're the only priest I know!

So it was me you were asking for.

Uhhh wait what makes you think I was asking for you again?

[ Deny deny deny...there's no way Sharon actually did it right? ]

You know, the screenshots of you asking for a priest along with some weird choices of food. What did you think we were going to get up to?

[ God bless Sharon. Wolfwood hasn't gotten such a nice gift since receiving his gun back from Thirteen. ]

[ Crap. ]

Nothing specific! I was just really hungry!

Why do you need me when you're so hungry then?

Company?

[ Is he digging a hole? He feels like he's digging a hole! ]

What kind of company are you hungry for?

[ Wolfwood's enjoying this. Teasing Vash is too easy but so fun. ]

I don't know!!! I'm sorry?

Oh no, no apologies. You want me.

That's not what I said.

I mean wait it is but.

I was just looking for you maybe?

No one brought me the food either.

[ God bless Vash. He can't even sound confident about what it is he was doing. Him. Himself. ]

You want me, you can have me.

You can get the food yourself you know. Fancy ass spoons they have here.

[ No, he's not thinking about how the first part sounds. ]

UH.

[ This is Sharon's fault. This is very much Sharon's fault. ]

I mean. I'm good.

Fine even.

Don't need to.

Might just go to bed you know.

Real early.

Uh huh. Extremely convincing.

Now you're just hiding something.

[ Or is Vash just horny? Wanting alone time in bed to jerk off? ]

I'm not hiding anything! I'm just really tired, that's all.

[ No, he just needs to die of embarrassment and it would be worse to do it on the kitchen floor. ]

If you want to be horny alone, that's fine. Say so. I'm a priest, not a saint.

That's also what the shower's for.

I'm not horny! And I'm not discussing that with you! Why would you want to know?!

There's nothing wrong with being horny. We're both guys. It's perfectly normal to talk about it.

[ It's not the relationship he has with other Eye of Michael people, but it's what he's always imagined regular relationships between guys to be like. Just guys being friends. There wasn't exactly a lot of privacy at the orphanage. ]

I mean I know that.

That there's nothing wrong with it.

And that we're guys. I know you're a guy.

I'm really not though right now.

I shouldn't have said anything to Sharon, I dunno why I did that.

Then you texted.

Because she told you.

I don't know!

[ Quick Wolfwood, if you don't stop him, he will keep blowing up your phone. Text after frantic text. ]

[ His phone won't stop buzzing. Vash isn't letting him get a word in edgewise. He stops reading the last few, just for a chance. ]

Just right now. You're horny sometimes, right?

I'm glad you talked about it with someone, even if it isn't me. Sharon was just trying to help. It was about me.

[ Wolfwood still isn't sure why it was about him. Is/Was Vash horny? High? The basic questions still aren't clearly answered. ]

I mean yes, of course I am!

I didn't tell her I was horny either, she just said that.

Yeah, but I was just... I don't know. I don't have any excuses. I didn't think she was going to tell you about it.

No excuses needed.

I'll grab some food and bring it over. You can be as unhorny as you wish.

You know it's okay to want my company right?

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