TFLN aka Tales From Folkmore

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

Comments

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.

2. I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn guitar.

3. Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off.

4. I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

5. I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon.

6. text her!

2

[festianbargain]

that sounds really nice but I need to confess something. I don't actually know how to juggle and I'm worried you'll get hurt

Pike | Critical Role

[trickfoot]

1. Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.

2. So I put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of snacks...

3. I wish I knew how bad drinking and heights were before I got up here.

4. You started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had.

5. text her!

4

[da_champion]

I wonder why I did this... it must have made sense to Drunk Hawke.

Jester | Critical Role

[blessingofthetrickster]

1. I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join

2. I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.

3. The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.

4. Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.

5. text her!

1

[da_champion]

Do it. Live your best life.

Ken Kaneki / Tokyo Ghoul / Familiar

[enucleation]

1. Please don't ironically join a cult for the Fox.

2. You went on the date? Didn't he start the conversation with "I'm not a serial killer"?

3. A shame we don't have cars. We could meet at a cool spot, park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I could pretend to smoke.

4. Since the multiverse is real, would you date yourself?

5. I’m not sure they know my name. They introduced me as “tiny guy with massive pecs”.

6. I just learned taking off a pair of socks can be strangely sensual.

7. Look, I understand why you're asking me, but just because Dirk and I are together, it does not make me all that knowledgeable on the sex department. Ask a doctor or the internet, like everyone else does.

8. I think my familiar from should be a penguin. One mate for life and really awkward at parties.

9. I am pretty sure he transformed the whole living room into a sex dungeon.

10. Text him!

4

[kyley_b]

absolutely not, that bitch is a disaster.

you?

Mina Ashido / My Hero Academia / Legend

[pinkxeno]

1. Apparently you had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.

2. By the way, you're like spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.

3. I'm pretty sure he was missing a nipple.

4. I just found your phone in the quesadilla maker...

5. you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.

6. I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.

7. Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid

8. i need to buy you one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else we are never making it out alive

9. You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha

10. Text her!

9

[dedoink]

LOOK HERE
WHEN YOU'RE 12 BEERS IN WORDS GET HARD

Din Djarin | Star Wars | Legend

[foundlingfather]

1. I just walked into a room and someone yelled "dibs!"...

2. I told you I was good to fly

3. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

4. Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to raising a kid

5. Also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

6. Text him!

3 Also I appreciate this. <3

[unfavorableinstigation]

Can't say I do, and I'm not sure how I would, but at least whatever you're using to text is getting signal?

I can help you find a landmark, though.

[Probably.

Nita Callahan | Young Wizards (CRAU) | Familiar

[unfavorableinstigation]

1. Okay, I have to ask: can we get larger sizes of these devices for texting? I hate having to hunt-and-peck to avoid typoes. That was probably one just now, ugh.

2. Has anyone else ever taken a large aquatic form, for those who shapeshift? Asking for a friend.

3. Real talk: how have the schools here compared to those from home, assuming yours had any formal ones?

4. I am in a library. I don't remember asking for directions to get here. Please help, I don't know how things are organized here.

The books, that is. Being lost in a library is fine by me.

5. [Wildcard her! Text what you'd like, especially if it's a 'wrong number' scenario. Or not; up to you!]

2.

[zenithshifter]

is this a mass text?

I may have once or twice.

Steve Rogers | Marvel What If?

[mightysmall]

1. It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
2. I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self-reflection and baseball.
3. I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
4. text him.

3

[regalmiscreants]

that's always a fun mystery isn't it. does drunk you at least have the same taste?

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. I was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
2. I keep having dreams where I'm tied to a chair and someone is feeding me cookies. What the fuck brain?
3. I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed.
4. I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
5. Text him.

2.

[dedoink]

ARE THEY GOOD COOKIES?

John Egbert | Homestuck

[heirlift]

1. easter is coming and i'm not ready for all the bunny jokes! if i hear one bunny pun i will go off the deep end. can i hide in your basement for a few days?

2. don't ask me how, but i have a squirrel in my backpack and i don't know what to do with it?

3. apparently i tried my hand at mustard juggling. i wasn't very good.

4. i wish i could tell you the night didn't begin with me drinking alone.

5. (text him!)

1.

[culver]

Sure. My burrow is your burrow.

[is the pun unintentional??? the world may never know.]

mordred ( original / arthuriana )

[traitors]

1. the first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone".
2. you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could.
3. you were drunk and chewing on things, namely me.
4. any clothing i put on is too many clothes right now, so if you don't mind seeing me naked, sure.

[ info in journal! ]

3

[festianbargain]

I told you I was hungry

Cassian Andor | Star Wars

[festianbargain]

1. I had a dream I got back with Bix. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my subconscious is a dick
2. Just called my mom drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my droid texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
3. You're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
4. He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
5. I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on.
6. Wildcard!

3

[dedoink]

HEH
YEAH I HIT HIM PRETTY HARD

Tony Stark | MCU | Myth

[ironypoisoned]

1. I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed.

2. Renamed my Relic 'The Titanic' so when I plug it in, it says 'The Titanic is syncing.'

3. First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: Not your fault. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

4. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

2

[mightysmall]

I knew people who remembered that and were on the docks when the survivors came in.

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[moondregs]

1. Sorry my reply is late. Clover bender. Woke up with green tinged fur and regrets.

2. And then he started using my ass as a scratching post.

3. He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Foxflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.

4. It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.

5. Text him!

2.

[natzoom]

I was kneading it! Very different!

Rosado | Fire Emblem Engage | Myth

[cutestrength]

1. He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.

2. I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.

3. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"

4. Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, I french braided it! I am such a great friend.

5. Text him!

Phil Coulson | MCU

[tasernanny]

1. Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.

2. We took it as we must go to Waffle House or else we will upset the gods.

3. Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.

4. Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.

5. text him.

2

[dedoink]

THERE'S A HOUSE MADE OF WAFFLES?????

Grog Strongjaw | Critical Role

[dedoink]

[ assume all texting is done via voice-to-text ]

1. we're having a picnic, but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
   
   
2. Some mysterious delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
   
   
3. a kittenbus full of little kids may or may not have seen me pissing in my front yard this morning
   
   
4. well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
   
   
5. I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
   
   
6. text him!
   

3

[makingmyway]

[ Dorian isn’t entirely sure which part of this message to focus on. ]

So what did you do when they may or may not have seen you?

Mel Medarda | Arcane | Legend

[somethingrevolutionary]

1. I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.

2. Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?

3. Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.

4. According to my spoon I spent one (1) lore somewhere.

5. Do you have shirt collar preferences? V neck, etc?

6. Text her.

5 because duh

[da_champion]

V neck to show off my incredible chest and chest hair.

Inanna | The Wicked + The Divine | Myth

[nonbinarystar]

1. I'd wear matching sweaters with you

2. Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.

3. Already got asked if we're dating

4. I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.

5. Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday. Clarify.

6. Text him.

4

[dedoink]

I GET THAT
DOORS OUTSMART ME ALL THE TIME

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire | Familiar

[untitledshuos]

1. youre lurking in front of me

2. We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

3. You need to learn to relax or the stress will kill you before I get the chance.

4. half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...

5. would you like coffee or porn or something?

6. [ Text him! ]

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D | Legend

[whowillmourn]

1. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

2. I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. Text him!

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine

[punderworldgod]

1. I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom

2. Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.

3. She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.

4. A little girl and I are having a face-making battle in McDonald's. She started it, but I am definitely here to finish it.

5. We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

6. Text him.

3.

[necrosaint]

... is that not a good way to handle apologizing for punching someone?

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb | Myth

[necrosavior]

1. Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?

2. Idk if I want to put a bra on

3. I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.

4. I was like a great zombie Jesus.

5. I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons

6. Text her.

Eliot Waugh | The Magicians

[regalmiscreants]

1. I created a new tequila drink. It is a mixture of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

2. you can't wash away shame

3. oh don't worry, I am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use

4. Why are there naked heterosexuals in my cottage?

5. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience

6. You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé."

7. considering the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.

8. the streets are paved with handjobs

9. WILDCARD/Text him.

7

[festianbargain]

life has screwed me enough

Kate Cordello - Original

[bossyboiler]

1. They yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren.

2. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises.

3. Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my relic. Technology is wonderful.

4. I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

5. A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys!

6. Misfire/Text her.

3!

[believeinbelieve]

brb downloading this immediately 🤩