TFLN aka Tales From Folkmore

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

Comments

[somethingrevolutionary]

You excel at taking compliments.

Bear in mind, he is a lightweight, though I might be able to drink you under the table.

[da_champion]

I've gotten so many of them in life that I'm fantastic at taking them.

You might be using sun magic to cheat so no. And Jayce will be fun to drink with then.

[somethingrevolutionary]

Such humility. You'd be the hit at parties in Piltover.

How am I supposed to do that? Burn the alcohol out of the beverage? I assure you, not. By all means, have fun with Jayce. It was not an intervention.

[da_champion]

I think I would set something on fire out of sheer boredom.

Oh, if you're not cheating by using magic to keep yourself sober we're going to see who holds their alcohol better. After I'm done with Jayce.

[somethingrevolutionary]

Mundanely, I ask you. They freak out over magic far too much.

I do not know why you assumed I would cheat in the first place. If you want to give yourself a handicap, that is up to you.

[da_champion]

I think you've known me long enough to know how impossible that is for me.

Because you don't strike me as the type to get drunk enough to have a high tolerance. I assumed it was magic that gave you a resistance.

[somethingrevolutionary]

I assure you, setting things on fire the old fashioned way is easy.

I was taught to resist poisons but not magically. However, that pales in comparison to the primary reason I have a high tolerance. The Medarda drink, Hawke, in such fashion as would put all of Piltover to shame.

[da_champion]

And it's boring.

The things I would do to get you to the Hanged Man to drink the strong piss swill there are high illegally. But fun. We'll go drinking, Mel, don't worry.

[somethingrevolutionary]

How is it boring?

Jayce created his forge here with spoons. You could bring the Hanged Man here, strong piss swill and all, though I doubt the wisdom of pointing that out to you. I'm not worried we won't drink, Hawke.

[da_champion]

Lighting a fire normally? Because it's normal. Anyone can do it.

I wouldn't steal the Hanged Man. I don't own it.

[somethingrevolutionary]

You can light a fire magically so easy it's hardly interesting. You have to make a challenge of it to make me do more than yawn.

It would still be there. However, there are plenty of drinking holes here, even if their brews are better.

[da_champion]

I don't care if it's interesting to you, Mel. It's interesting to me. Every time. It never gets old.

It still feels like stealing the place.

[somethingrevolutionary]

That must be why you're a fire mage.

Fair enough. I wouldn't mind having a piece of home here personally.

[da_champion]

It's the first magic I ever cast. Very important to me.

Well, you have Jayce.

[somethingrevolutionary]

What happened that first time you cast it?

Yes, I appreciate that coming later, I have him from day one. He didn't have me.

[da_champion]

I was blowing into my hands because they were cold. I set them on fire wishing they were warm.

Jayce is friendly enough that I don't think he was too lonely without you. He's happier with you though. I can tell.

[somethingrevolutionary]

You solved one problem with another.

That's kind of you to say. I am glad for him, and I am glad to be here.

[da_champion]

I discovered a gift.

I'm, occasionally, a decent guy.

[somethingrevolutionary]

Yes, and thankfully the problem was short lived. I— Not to top you, but I caught entirely on fire burning as I have never burned before or since.

More than occasionally. You simply don't admit it.

[da_champion]

I think you like to top, Mel.

Humility is becoming of a Champion.

[somethingrevolutionary]

Mmm, yes.

Someone's been reading my father's journals.

[da_champion]

My dear, I don't read.

There's no pictures.

[somethingrevolutionary]

It has diagrams and sketches.

You don't read?

[da_champion]

I don't like reading. I will read on the rare occasion but I don't really do it.

[somethingrevolutionary]

Books contain whole worlds. Ideas and philosophies. Magics.