1. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

2. I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. Text him!