Texts From Last Night (or tonight?)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthlyish Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | OTA

[moondregs]

1. Is it weird to buy your egg baby a crib?
2. There’s no way to say this that’s not awkward, but there’s a rabbit named Cuddles that wants me to relay this message: Do you like me circle one Y/N
3. This is a mass text. If you see Choso at the market staring at produce please return him. It’s been five hours.
4. Stop leaving me voice messages that are just fart sounds. I can hear you giggling in the background. Grow up.
5. Text him!

1

[kyley_b]

absolutely not. you're being a responsible father.

Pike Trickfoot | Critical Role | ota!

[trickfoot]

1. How was my night? I fell down a flight of stairs. How was yours?
2. You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
3. Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
4. I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
5. Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
6. Text her!

3

[pursuitofcappiness]

I was sober and you're welcome.

geralt of rivia | witcher | ota

[gwynbleids]

1. The only way he's getting me off is if he lights himself on fire and lets me watch.
2. You should know better than to read my messages in public.
3. I'm looking for whatever I can find and afford, without having to eat my horse.
4. I might've blacked out our whole relationship until now.
5. Wildcard!

hdu - 3

[drawsblood]

Not getting paid well lately?

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D | Legend

[whowillmourn]

1. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

2. I think I had too much coffee. I made a sculpture of a cat from graham crackers.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. [ Text him! ]

2

[defenderoftomorrow]

There's no such thing as 'too much coffee'. Unless you go blind.

Also I want a picture.

Wrench | Fargo TV | Myth

[wwrench]

01 | If you're mad make a fist and do something about it.
02 | There may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check.
03 | Feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Fiat or a Mini Cooper or something.
04 | How the fuck do you "accidentally" get peed on?
05 | At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
06 | [Text him.]

1 cw: nsfw convo

[kyley_b]

fisting is not how adults solve their problems.

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine | "Myth" (Familiar)

[punderworldgod]

1. I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals?

2. At some point I am going to say to you "I have this really bad idea! You in?" just go with it.

3. I've noticed you have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of your bromance.

4. A little girl and I are having a face-making battle in McDonald's. She started it, but I am definitely here to finish it.

5. They probably think I invited them over to have sex but really I just want to show them 90's music videos

6. [ Text him! ]

5

[obeir]

Can't say I've ever seen any of those. Do you think they'll be pleasantly surprised or disappointed?

Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. So what exactly am I saved in your relic as?
2. I name-dropped you at the liquor store and they gave me a ten percent off discount.
3. Was that a booty call or did you actually need something?
4. I'm a litel drunk. Glad were friends. we both like do gs 💕
5. Text him!

[ for 3 he meant butt dial ]

3

[kyley_b]

steve!

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire | Familiar

[untitledshuos]

1. You okay? I watched you whisper "help me" to a cup of coffee.

2. A spider can hold eight guns at once.

3. You need to learn to relax or the stress will kill you before I get the chance.

4. i felt like I crashed a wedding. everyone was dressed so nice and i was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.

5. would you like coffee or porn or something?

6. [ Text him! ]

2

[defenderoftomorrow]

I'd say 7 is more convenient because it needs at least one leg to stay upright and aim better.

sunny 🔪 omori

[oversleep]

1. told the guy talking on the phone in the library to stfu and they applauded so i told them to stfu too.
2. hey nice try ppl who are named tristan. or should i say.. stan stan stan.
3. is coral the stupidest animal or the smartest rock?
4. when life gives u lemons you should peel it in front of the other lemons... you know, to send a message.
5. i hope when i inevitably choke on gummie bears and die ppl will just say i was killed by bears and leave it at that.

3.

[natzoom]

Isn't it a seaweed?

[It is not.]

aether | genshin impact | legend

[descender]

1. [He just sends this poor excuse of a drawing out of nowhere with no context.]

2. I went with "AETHsdfJBHGV7%%&*0" meaning you were having a good time. Now after sending me "*&*^&dfbf666HELAETH" I'm starting to worry. Are you all right?

3. I think you accidentally left me a voice message of you petting a cat.
And yes. I did hear the nickname you called it.

4. I guess that sobriety potion that we split didn't end up working after all.
Do you think this place has any good hangover cures that are under ten spoons?

1

[oversleep]

_{[ And Sunny sends a poor excuse for a drawing right back. ]}

commission me.

cyno | genshin impact | legend

[cashewlater]

1. What is the correct thing to say when he sends me an inappropriate picture?

2. No.

3. Do you know how to suture?

4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

5. [ Text him! Hoping to app this coming round. c: ]

4

[descender]

[Oh it's one of Cyno jokes. He appreciates the attempt to be friendly and talk to him. He might know the answer but he doesn't want to ruin the punchline for him.]

Let's see.
What about Fishless?

Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact | Familiar

[shadowsincryo]

1. I would bitch about being this hungover, but I’m just happy to be alive.
2. We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it…or burn it. Either way we’ll deal with it later.
3. Just had to check if I had pants on. It’s That kind of weekend.
4. I passed out on my porch last night. Still made it to work this morning. Look me in the eye and tell me you can’t handle class today. If I can, you can.
5.[ text him ]

3

[albiogeneticist]

I would not classify those as pants.

Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | Familiar

[natzoom]

i. I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first.

ii. Don't ignore this text. I need to know, what's cuter: a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down?

iii. Sorry about the mess in the kitchen. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.

iv. You sent me a six message long text that did not contain any complete words.

ii

[kyley_b]

the horse.

why?

arataki itto 🪲 genshin impact

[bullchuck]

1. wearing clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that ain't somethin im willing to handle today!!
2. someone wrote "itto's a whore" on the bathroom stall!! i knew i was popular but never enough to be this hated, this is awesome!!
3. i crashed the car and its a write off!! the police are here and im dressed like a crayon, help
4. dude what happened last night i think i broke my arm
5. MEET ME AT THE ZOO AT SUNRISE, WE ARE DOIN THIS

COME AT ME ITTO... 4

[descender]

Where should I start?
You did break your arm. We'll need to see my friend Tighnari about that.

Kyle Broflovski | South Park | Legend | OTA

[kyley_b]

1. you know, i've done a lot of messed up stuff in my life, but i never thought i'd have to put a bandaid on my dick. yet here we are.

2. i have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. please send help.

3. didn't have time to wash my hair so i just sprayed some febreeze in it.

4. thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when it's cold. i appreciate you and your warm hands.

2

[defenderoftomorrow]

I have a lot of questions and even more concerns.

How did the raccoons get drunk, for starters.

KO TENJIN 🌟 HANDEAD ANTHEM 🌟 LEGEND. 🌟 cw: inebriation.

[exaltruistic]

1.) [ he sends a selfie with his eyes glowing bright green. ] Apparently this is what my eyes look like while drinking? Weird.
2.) I think I miss Shino's laugh the most. I'm a little homesick.
3.) I've done a few songs at Kuma Lisa this month but I want to do more. It's almost addicting.
4.) Lost in Epiphany. Send help? Maybe?
5.) [ text him! misfires welcome. ]

Matt (Death Note)

[3rdbest]

1. Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?

2. 6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever :(

3. Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?

4. I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rolls.

5. I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do

6. My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.

7. Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me

8. this chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

9. I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?

10. Text him!

6

[palereflection]

say hello to the ghost of beyond birthday. it makes him stop lighting things on fire.

edward teach | our flag means death | myth

[fxckery]

i] the last thing I remember is yelling "I'll handle this"

ii] it wasn't enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood

iii] you said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe

iv] never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now

v] [text him!]

ii

[wwrench]

Okay but why feel ashamed about it?

Lan Wangji | The Untamed | OTA

[mourningjade]

1.) Denied. Shameless.
2.) Are you suggesting I broke the tub?
3.) Your new form is not cumbersome. Be creative.
4.) I found a brew stronger than wine.
5.) I must bring home cocks and rabbits. The first for marriage; the second for me.

6.) Text him!

Hades | Olimpos/Olympos | OTA

[haides]

I.) Fair is foul and foul is fair depending on one's perspective.
II.) Am I attractive to you?
III.) There is naught wrong with rotting.
IV.) Come beneath.
V.) Don't jump at shadows - use them as a shield.

VI.) Text him!

ii

[heptanary]

Well, yes. To most necromancers I believe you would be.

Tighnari ❖ Genshin Impact

[forestwatcher]

1. I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
2. Yes there was a mild fire in the lab. No I'm not hurt, thanks for asking.
3. Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
4. I just got drunk dialed and it's 10am. We really need to do something about the new recruits.
5. Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.

3!!

[cashewlater]

There was an accident. I bled on your sofa.

And the rug. I'm sorry.

Shikanoin Heizou ❖ Genshin Impact

[shikanoinheizou]

1. Confirm you're alive. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no sense last night in the random texts and pictures you were sending me.
2. Repeat after me: just because there are no cops around doesn't mean anything is legal.
3. The world is just generally better when you’ve recently eaten a sandwich.
4. You kept begging me not to tell anyone.
5. It smelled like fried tofu. Of course I investigated.

1

[mapleleaves]

i am alive.

( BARELY )

Dainsleif ❖ Genshin Impact

[twilight_sword]

1. You are obviously hungover. Your requests are irrational and your arguments are incoherent.
2. Can you actually explain why you texted "HELP" ten times or is that all I'm getting?
3. Need you to call me with an emergency so I can leave this party.
4. I'm developing all these feelings. It's disconcerting. And it's all your fault.
5. I'm all right. Just needed to take a walk.

5

[shadowsincryo]

It is a bit rowdy. I think it was the drink challenges. It has died down now that they are all very drunk.

I’m not, by the way.

max mayfield | stranger things

[hasted]

a] You looked cold, so I decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.

b] Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. Any idea?

c] Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new Irish accent.

d] I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and stink of mustard, I was not involved.

e] [text her! in a teen-friendly tfln way!]

A

[defenderoftomorrow]

They helped only marginally with the colds but I am impressed by the displays of craftsmanship.

Was my lamp also cold? Is that why it's covered in bright pink sticky notes? Or that was just to match me?

Jayce Talis | Arcane | OTA

[defenderoftomorrow]

I. Oh... This is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part.

II. His pickup line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

III. All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

IV. You should be more selective about everything you put in your body, from regular soda to penises that are attached to douchbags

VI. [ Or text him ]

3

[heptanary]

If you didn't get charged with anything that actually sounds kind of fun. What was it like? I've never been in jail. I couldn't even get myself put in jail if I wanted to, honestly.