Texts From Last Night (or tonight?)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthlyish Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | OTA

[moondregs]

1. Is it weird to buy your egg baby a crib?
2. There’s no way to say this that’s not awkward, but there’s a rabbit named Cuddles that wants me to relay this message: Do you like me circle one Y/N
3. This is a mass text. If you see Choso at the market staring at produce please return him. It’s been five hours.
4. Stop leaving me voice messages that are just fart sounds. I can hear you giggling in the background. Grow up.
5. Text him!

Pike Trickfoot | Critical Role | ota!

[trickfoot]

1. How was my night? I fell down a flight of stairs. How was yours?
2. You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
3. Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
4. I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
5. Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
6. Text her!

geralt of rivia | witcher | ota

[gwynbleids]

1. The only way he's getting me off is if he lights himself on fire and lets me watch.
2. You should know better than to read my messages in public.
3. I'm looking for whatever I can find and afford, without having to eat my horse.
4. I might've blacked out our whole relationship until now.
5. Wildcard!

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D | Legend

[whowillmourn]

1. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

2. I think I had too much coffee. I made a sculpture of a cat from graham crackers.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. [ Text him! ]

Wrench | Fargo TV | Myth

[wwrench]

01 | If you're mad make a fist and do something about it.
02 | There may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check.
03 | Feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Fiat or a Mini Cooper or something.
04 | How the fuck do you "accidentally" get peed on?
05 | At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
06 | [Text him.]

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[kyley_b]

absolutely not. you're being a responsible father.

1 cw: nsfw convo

[kyley_b]

fisting is not how adults solve their problems.

[moondregs]

He likes to sleep in bed with me but I can’t always let him do that. I hope he won’t be upset.

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine | "Myth" (Familiar)

[punderworldgod]

1. I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals?

2. At some point I am going to say to you "I have this really bad idea! You in?" just go with it.

3. I've noticed you have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of your bromance.

4. A little girl and I are having a face-making battle in McDonald's. She started it, but I am definitely here to finish it.

5. They probably think I invited them over to have sex but really I just want to show them 90's music videos

6. [ Text him! ]

Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. So what exactly am I saved in your relic as?
2. I name-dropped you at the liquor store and they gave me a ten percent off discount.
3. Was that a booty call or did you actually need something?
4. I'm a litel drunk. Glad were friends. we both like do gs 💕
5. Text him!

[ for 3 he meant butt dial ]

[kyley_b]

wait is this egg actually sentient?

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire | Familiar

[untitledshuos]

1. You okay? I watched you whisper "help me" to a cup of coffee.

2. A spider can hold eight guns at once.

3. You need to learn to relax or the stress will kill you before I get the chance.

4. i felt like I crashed a wedding. everyone was dressed so nice and i was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.

5. would you like coffee or porn or something?

6. [ Text him! ]

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[pursuitofcappiness]

I was sober and you're welcome.

sunny 🔪 omori

[oversleep]

1. told the guy talking on the phone in the library to stfu and they applauded so i told them to stfu too.
2. hey nice try ppl who are named tristan. or should i say.. stan stan stan.
3. is coral the stupidest animal or the smartest rock?
4. when life gives u lemons you should peel it in front of the other lemons... you know, to send a message.
5. i hope when i inevitably choke on gummie bears and die ppl will just say i was killed by bears and leave it at that.

[moondregs]

Oh. I haven’t told you about Gocchan?

[ He has so many pictures but he holds back and just sends Kyle one. ]

aether | genshin impact | legend

[descender]

1. [He just sends this poor excuse of a drawing out of nowhere with no context.]

2. I went with "AETHsdfJBHGV7%%&*0" meaning you were having a good time. Now after sending me "*&*^&dfbf666HELAETH" I'm starting to worry. Are you all right?

3. I think you accidentally left me a voice message of you petting a cat.
And yes. I did hear the nickname you called it.

4. I guess that sobriety potion that we split didn't end up working after all.
Do you think this place has any good hangover cures that are under ten spoons?

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[oversleep]

_{[ And Sunny sends a poor excuse for a drawing right back. ]}

commission me.

[kyley_b]

well is been a busy past few weeks.

omg then yeah he needs his own bed. look at him! i thought this was just a eyes drawn on an egg situation.

[descender]

Is that your attempt at drawing Paimon?
I learned a thing or two from someone about contracts. You need to tell me your terms you know.

[moondregs]

Kyle why would I do that?

And why were you encouraging me to buy a crib for it?

[trickfoot]

Those were sober? They were amazing! You've got a great gift.

[oversleep]

no. it's someone else.
_{[ and then he just doesn't explain who cause he's not the best at communicating. ]}

ok.

_{[ That texting bubble is coming up and then going away, then coming up, then going away. The moment of truth: ]}

terms & conditions:
i draw a picture for you and you pay me.

[kyley_b]

it's a thing that people do for projects sometimes.

because i want you to be a good egg dad!

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[wombro]

The turnips mock me relentlessly.

cyno | genshin impact | legend

[cashewlater]

1. What is the correct thing to say when he sends me an inappropriate picture?

2. No.

3. Do you know how to suture?

4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

5. [ Text him! Hoping to app this coming round. c: ]