Texts From Last Night (or tonight?)

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthlyish Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[fxckery]

tons
some of them are just more booze
some is skull dust and pickled eyes
some is wet sand, if you've got enough to bury yourself in

[undazzled]

At this rate, the sounding myself in the sand?
Sounds like an A+ notion.
If it was at First Beach, with Jake, that would be one thing.

[fxckery]

do feel a lot better if you can get it up to the neck

[undazzled]

Honestly, right now I might just lay down at the shore and assume I get swept out to sea eventually. My head feels like it could split open. NEVER AGAIN. Two drink maximum.

[fxckery]

you say that now

[undazzled]

Well, I didn't say what the drinks were made of? I could have two Long Island Iced Teas and that's like nothing but alcohol. With maybe a little cola on top?

[fxckery]

there she is

[undazzled]

I thought you'd see it my way.

[fxckery]

part of growing up, girlie

[undazzled]

Fine, lesson learned.

So, what's next?

And for the record, I already know where babies come from.

[fxckery]

you know how to feed yourself
like properly
fish and hunt and all

[undazzled]

My dad has been taking me fishing ever since I could stand up straight for longer than five seconds at a stretch.
As for hunting, dad was never into that.
He did teach me how to do it, though, in case I ever needed to.

[fxckery]

got fire down as well yet

[undazzled]

Well, yeah.
Though, Leah taught me that when I was four.
And we nearly burned down the Blacks' house in the process.
We were both grounded for a month.

[fxckery]

practice makes perfect
now's as good a time as any

[undazzled]

Yeah, you're right.
Maybe I should start with small fires?
Not so big that they'd get out of control, but big enough I could make s'mores in?

[fxckery]

and build up toward ship burning
as is tradition

[undazzled]

[he can't see her, but she's cackling gleefully on her side]

I'll get there eventually!
First, find me a ship to burn!

[fxckery]

have to make enemies for that
can't be burning friendly ships
tragic waste

[undazzled]

Damn.
That's a good first step, yeah.
Does anyone else have a ship?

[fxckery]

we'll find one

[undazzled]

I really hope so!

[fxckery]

hell's all this magic about if not getting ships

(CW: underage alcohol)

[undazzled]

And looting! Looting giant barrels of rum!

[fxckery]

you're a fucking natural, girlie