Texts From Last Night (or tonight?)

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthlyish Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Cw: look this whole thread is a trashfire of nsfw look away people

[kyley_b]

dude look at you there's no way you haven't had your whole hand inside someone. possibly while coked out of your gourd.

sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll

[wwrench]

...the fuck you think I came by that much powder? Minnesota isn't a metaphor for something, you know.

How'd you see me at eleven years old and figure I grew into some blitzed human puppeteer?

[kyley_b]

dude coke is everywhere! except here.

you were awfully cute.
but i mean like everyone was cute and small once.

[wwrench]

Snorting a line and sticking your hand up someone's ass sounds like a recipe for disasters. Surprised you went with coke and not poppers.

Wait, I can't tell if that's a compliment or not.

[kyley_b]

well i don't know, i don't do drugs!

it was but i'm also saying that depraved people were innocent once too so just because you were a cute kid doesn't mean you're not an anal muppeteer.

[wwrench]

So your assumptions about my habits are totally baseless. That's a relief. Thought maybe you were an expert or something.

Oh, are we talking about sexual depravity? I can guarantee you that's not the root of my moral failing.

[kyley_b]

i'm just saying, i would not be surprised by fisting. (i actually would be surprised by the coke thing.) i'm not judging or anything.

it's ok to be depraved.

[wwrench]

I promise I'd rather be punched in the nose than punched up the ass.

Damn it. How the fuck old are you? Doesn't seem like I should be having this conversation with you.

[kyley_b]

i assumed you did the punching.

i'm 25!

[wwrench]

Truly loving getting to know myself through your assumptions. Tell me more about how you imagine me.

Still seems questionable. Though you might be the more experienced one...

[kyley_b]

like for real? ok. you've been hurt so badly that you can't trust anyone, and you are immediately suspicious of any kindness shown to you.

maybe. but not with the fist.

[wwrench]

That's easy. That describes every third person you meet around this place.

Clearly I meant punching. Interesting your mind jumps to sex over violence. Let's psychoanalyze that.

[kyley_b]

not everyone insists on sleeping in the woods.

oh, yeah, my mind is a mess, dude.

[wwrench]

I don't know what I've got to say to convince you I just prefer it.

I don't know. It's probably the healthier option.

[kyley_b]

it's fucking winter, dude, you're gonna freeze.

my mind?

[wwrench]

I haven't frozen yet, and I've faced plenty of winters. But I'll spare you the lecture: I've actually started to fix the place up. Haven't moved in, but I'm kicking the tires.

Sure, your mind. Sex. You know, slotting people together rather than beating them senseless.

[kyley_b]

well i'm really glad to hear that.

oh, well, yeah.
i mean violence as an impulse isn't always terrible, but yeah.