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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

Comments

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen

[moondregs]

1. I’d appreciate you not phrasing it as me being a ‘simp’ for Thirteen.

2. The rabbit you chased off your property last week wanted me to relay the message: Your turnips suck anyway.

3. I said ‘horror movie’ not ‘whore or movie’ and you know it. The second one doesn’t even make sense!

4. Stop leaving me ‘ghost sound’ voice mails. I know it’s you. You keep giggling at your own prank.

5. Text him!

4

[kyley_b]

in my defense it's really funny

Kate Cordello - Original

[bossyboiler]

1. Please don't ironically join a cult.

2. That's a really terrible idea.

3. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

4. I thought it was a cat but I was wrong. This Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

5. Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

2

[crowneddragon]

yeah, see, I would have liked you saying that, like, five minutes ago

Rosado | Fire Emblem: Engage

[cutestrength]

1. They don’t really make a card for ‘I’m sorry my wyvern ate your mailbox’, huh?

2. When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.

3. He said he found my twin and then sent me a photo of a Pomeranian in a tutu.

4. Yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party. No exceptions.

5. Text him!

2 MY FAVORITE FE ENGAGE.....

[halcyonbard]

Oh. Well.

They're very nice! Thank you! You must have a lot of experience with this.

lilith doret | lucifer's tears

[lightslikethine]

[ ooc; Info in profile, permissions here. OTA for shipping, wide open to gen. ]

1. I don't have enough spoons for this.
2. It's difficult -- I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
3. How I feel? Oh, only -- like a too-clever fox caught me and is feeding me to her kits.
It hurts, but they are so adorable.

Bring your own text!

Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | FM canon

[natzoom]

i. I'm sorry I bit you when you woke me up. It was meant affectionately, if that helps.

ii. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know. Balance.

iii. I fell asleep on the floor again. I dont want help, just a pillow. It's kind of nice down here.

iv. I just wanted to take a normal walk in the woods, but now I'm in a tree.

iv.

[overnightoaks]

Do you need help getting down?

cyno | genshin impact

[cashewlater]

1. No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
2. Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
3. You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
4. I woke up covered in my own blood. I think I'm fine. A little lightheaded.

2 because why pick 4 where she could be useful when we can do this

[necrosaint]

Which is perfectly respectable eating and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Island Chaptal | Spotless | OTA

[tsavorite]

1. Stop texting me, I'm trying to sleep

2. I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference!

3. Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying. Again.

4. I am no longer trapped in the server room, in case anyone was wondering.

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. Alright, so where did all these finger paintings on my bedroom wall come from?

2. You just kept mumbling, "Shit, shit, shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.

3. Walking around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants. I get a grade for this.

4. I don't know where I am, but there are firefighters.

5. I made 300 spoons today by selling pizza at 4 spoons a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library.

6. text her!

4

[crowneddragon]

uuuuuh. yeah. about that. that's my fault.
in my defense, the dance studio had really shitty curtains, i mean; polyester?!?

pahja nyancoya | ff xiv

[likeyouknow]

i. we were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. i didnt mind.
ii. do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a giant bat?
iii. i just thanked tataru for giving me cash without asking what interest was going to be. does anyone have any advice on how to get a lot of gil really quickly?
iv. i just ordered a huge thing of pasta and i'm going to eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch.
v. i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy.

1)

[makeoutwithme]

Sex and cheesecake? Sounds like you had yourself quite the eventful night I am just a bit jealous.

Venti | Genshin Impact

[halcyonbard]

1. Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Monday

2. Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...

3. glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.

4. i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.

5. Text him.

Aoi Shibuya | Tokyo Mew Mew Au Lait

[servicenyan]

1. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

2. With your own penis?

3. So I'm pretty sure the object of my emotional interest is tired of playing with me...

4. Return my video game.

5. You updated twitter but didn't answer my text. I know you're alive. >:(

6. [[Text him!]]

4- Because I can

[crowneddragon]

nope! it's mine now! I stole it fair and square!

Kei (Cristo) | Cristo: Jougan no Messiah

[amonsterbyanyothername]

1. Your horoscope this morning... very interesting... good luck today!

2. Hahaha, figures. Hmm... should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

3. I heard we made out.

4. Great. Don't do shady things like that, okay?

5. There was a point where some of my friends attempted MOIs, which stands for Makeout On Introduction.

6. [[Text him.]]

3

[halcyonbard]

You heard?

How did you hear?

Daia | Daia Game

[diamondsfortears]

1. I just found a plastic monkey in my hoodie pocket?

2. I painted my nails silver! :)

3. If it were my dying wish, would you come over to save me? ...Want to come over anyway?

4. The elephan ear plant popped a new leaf! Yay!

5. I want to be a sock model.

6. [[Text him]]

1

[crowneddragon]

oh, so it's your hoodie now? >=)c
(plastic monkey is emergency support. if you squeeze him, the eyes pop out and it helps timing breathing to it)

Sheik | Ocarina of Time - Mirrors AU

[losttothesandsoftime]

1. Three deer just ran past us on the street. At least I got to see some tail tonight.

2. Need another drink. This is the easiest way.

3. I will come over, but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it.

4. At least we lost an hour tonight. Less time to make a fool of myself.

5. You were right; I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle. It smells delicious.

6. [[Text him]]

2

[crowneddragon]

easiest way to what? MURDER?!??!?🔪

you need help? i'll bring my own shovel and everything

Marc Spector | MCU

[fistofvengeance]

1. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises

2. The abomination is in progress. At least one rabbit barista side eyed me and the other has fear in its eyes.

3. Two words: Dagger Throw.

4. Had to remind myself that killing the fox is not a good potential move AGAIN.

5. Text him!

1.

[amonsterbyanyothername]

Does the child have blue hair, green wings, and purple tail feathers?

Kyle Broflovski | South Park | Legend | OTA

[kyley_b]

1. give me like 5, i have to feed a moose and find my pants.

2. just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. i figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place.

3.think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was no-one. forever alone.

4. it's acceptable to give someone a thumbs-up after sex, right?

5. text his dumb ass

((OOC: can be canon or not!))

3.

[overnightoaks]

Aww, bud! I would've high fived you!

Hisoka Morow | Hunter x Hunter

[deathsdayoff]

1. he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent

2. Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid

3. it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.

4. There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.

5. Listen, you can either give me a fight or an orgasm. You decide.

6. Text him.

4.

[tsavorite]

You can fit TWICE as many people in a Mini Cooper as that provided that everyone is under six feet tall. Why'd you put the maid in the trunk? Don't you know the intended victim sits in the trunk?

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D

[whowillmourn]

1. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

2. I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. [ Text him! ]

5

[dragondisguised]

In my defense I really did fat finger a few of those.

GALO THYMOS | PROMARE

[lakesides]

1. Party in the USA is so catchy!

2. ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water

3. Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?

4. do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?

5. What if our hands were octopus tentacles?

6. doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check

7. just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice

8. You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.

7

[halcyonbard]

....

why

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb

[necrosavior]

1. You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall

2. Idk if I want to put a bra on

3. Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night

4. I was like a great zombie Jesus.

5. Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous

6. [ Text her! ]

3

[defenderoftomorrow]

I mean...a bacon cheeseburger can be that good.

Maybe next time you could share it with the other person? It means eating only half a delicious bacon cheeseburger but it could still lead to possible sex.

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies

[overnightoaks]

1. Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
   
   
2. I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
   
   
3. Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
   
   
4. SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
   
   
5. text him!

4

[crowneddragon]

I'M A PROFESSIONAL AT THIS, ALRIGHT?!?!?

Grog Strongjaw | Critical Role

[dedoink]

[ ooc: assume all correctly-spelled texts are dictated using speech to text. ]

1. I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
   
   
2. I'm glad your laughing because I'm currently convincing my penis you didn't mean it and its all gunna be ok.
   
   
3. There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
   
   
4. Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
   
   
5. text him!

3. KICKS DOWN THE DOOR FOR THIS GLORIOUS CR.

[floatsaway]

EEEH?? OF COURSE THERE'S NOT!!
IT'S FUN **AND** CONVENIENT!!
You get places twice as fast and you're in a good mood! ٩(≧▽≦)۶

[crowneddragon]

1. lemme think of a plan. i'm the best at plans!

2. did you see my pillow fort architect pin? i need it back, quickly!

3. you're so cute
and i don't mean cute like i wanna pinch your cheeks, i mean cute like i wanna push you up against a wall.

4. i need advice
...
nevermind, i already did the stupid thing

5. this is a mass text; does anyone know where I am??

6. [Text him!~]

3

[scienceofthearcane]

...You calling me V just took on a whole new level of weird.

Cobb Vanth | Star Wars

[heypartner]

1. I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.

2. They still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho.

3. How did I get up here... did the Force lift me up?

4. I don't remember anything other than how good it felt.

5. text him.

1.

[deathsdayoff]

Toys are far better designed for that than cured meats ♣︎.

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

2. That's an acceptable place to lick.

3. I'm terrified to sleep next to them. Of course the sex will be fucking awesome.

4. I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts.

5. text him!

2

[scienceofthearcane]

Unless they're licking a bathroom floor.