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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

Comments

CW: somewhat NSFW imagery

[necrosavior]

We have porn magazines, great hair, parties. What's not to love? Solidarity man. How's Hot Kyle Winter coming?

This can be your crown:

XD

[kyley_b]

you are extremely loveable.
uhhh i got caught in a time loop and cut my hair like 16 different ways?

yes. that is mine! bow before my lack of knowledge of ladysex

heh

[necrosavior]

Downright adoptable.
Ooooooh, do you have pictures? Do pictures work outside time loops?

You meet the right guy, I'll give you tips.

Re: heh

[kyley_b]

i would adopt you.
no, i didn't think to take any! fuck. but i can tell you that i don't think i'll buzz it off.

lol you're hilarious.

[necrosavior]

i meant adorable, but i'll take adoptable too.
Ooooooh man I wanna see them. Maybe virtually. IDK can anyone do hair magic? I cannot even imagine your hair buzzed off.

You know it.

[kyley_b]

both!
i dunno, maybe. i've actually buzzed it a few times, especially when i was younger. i just really hate it.

i appreciate it, you know. your humour.

[necrosavior]

What are your top 5 Kyle do's?

It only took me 19 years to find people who appreciate it. Perfecting my craft.

[kyley_b]

that's hard, because i hate my hair.
fave is probably curly on top, with a tight fade.

damn that is a long time.
wait how old are you?

[necrosavior]

Woah woah woah is that something we need to unpack, my dude? It's your hair. Your badass red hair.
Solid. Solid. You can do that here.

Like 20, 21...

[kyley_b]

it sucks dude.
thanks. it keeps it mostly under control.

damn i'm older than you. also that sucks that you grew up with people with no sense of humour.

[necrosavior]

Well we have the spoon system. Can you buy better hair? Or hair you think is better?
You do you.

Yeah, awkwardly though I have some memory loss issues for like idk aboooooooout a year I think it was... so I guess I can just declare an age for myself. Decide it and roll.

I grew up around a bunch of nuns and monks all of which were so old having a sense of humor might have killed them. Sometimes they died of shock at news.

[kyley_b]

i guess i could. but i'd feel sorta weird about that.

why the memory loss? injury? trauma? both?

wow. just wow.

[necrosavior]

I would too. It's just you know... an option. Maybe you could get a temporary new better hair? Test it out? Like Thirteen's purple juice from Pride. I kept some extras because it turned me into a sexy skeleton construct.

You could say that. I died... and lived in Harrow's head for however long, which isn't a generally recommended practice. I only got my own body back when I came here.

Yeah.

[kyley_b]

maybe. do you think i'd look cute as a brunette?

what

[necrosavior]

Oh. I didn't realize you meant non-ginger. That's *clutches my heart* I may die of a heart attack, but I still support your brunette butch vibes. You could rock 'em. Brown curls. An undercut. You'd be hot if I were a guy who found guys hot. Or if you were a butch lesbian.

Yeah so, I've died? Ish? It's complicated.

[kyley_b]

oh don't query, i hate the curls even more than the colour.
hey, i'm king lesbian.

all the more reason to stay here. i don't want you to die.

[necrosavior]

okay mr. frizzle, how about we try straightening it first? Or something. IDK like...

Hail king lesbian! Get that lesbian hair.

Big mood.

[kyley_b]

how the fuck did you happen to find pictures of hot gingers wtf
goddamn i wish i looked like that.

lol
see. ok. when i was a kid i had a crush on my teacher but she was a lesbian. i didn't know what that meant, so i just declared myself king of them.

yeah. i worry about that.

[necrosavior]

Searched for it my man, my dude, my king lesbian. I now have search history for hot redhead hair styles in my records. Me the lesbianest lesbian of them all. It's what I do for you.

So lets get your hair to look like that. Which one(s) do you like best?

Love that. Live up to it, Kyle.

We saved a different me from going home only to explode and die in space. So who knows? It could turn out for the better someday.

[kyley_b]

i'm actually absurdly touched.

i dunno. uhm
straightening it seems like a lot of effort.


wait, another you? exploded?! never mind my stupid hair, what?!

[necrosavior]

You're worth it.

It's hard when you're so gay, I know, but we can do it.


She didn't explode because we removed the bomb via the mirror. It exploded, but you know... here in Folkmore. When she returned, no bomb! Thirteen helped nudge us down a workable path. She's not all bad!

[kyley_b]

now i'm unreasonably nervous.

i mean i kinda like her so, yeah.
you can't die, okay?

[necrosavior]

Your hair will be fine! Better than fine!

You do? That's nice to hear.
I'm historically very bad at it.

[kyley_b]

or maybe i should just learn to like it.

yeah.
well. being bad at dying is good.

[necrosavior]

Back to square one, except you've changed. Hero's journey, my good king lesbian.

For sure, but it has its own difficulties.