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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Comments

[kyley_b]

so crude!

[givehead]

Yeah, yeah, and water is wet. So who did you diddle?

[kyley_b]

just a friend who needed some help. see, i'm taking your advice! i'm being cool and in my slut era!

he's so cute tho.

[givehead]

1. I told you so.

2. I'm happy for you actually taking that out somewhere.

3. Nice.

You're cute too so I'm not too surprised.

[kyley_b]

it's nice because we're friends.

stfu
he's cuter. i keep nailing out of my league, it's awesome.

[givehead]

Bro, I hate to break this to you, yet again, but you really are not as ugly as you believe. You're a fucking catch. There is a reason you land hot dudes all the time.

[kyley_b]

stfu dirk you're killing me.

so high-fives are ok. what crosses the line into romance?

[givehead]

I dunno. Really depends on the people involved, I think. Usually snuggling and prolonged eye contact without talking tends to imply a romantic overture.

[kyley_b]

ok, i'll not do the eye contact thing.

we're just casual. no romance. slut era! plus he's into someone else.

[givehead]

Is the other person hot?

Be careful, bro.

[kyley_b]

almost as hot as you.

why?

[givehead]

Dude has good taste then.

You have a delicate heart, bro. I mean that with the utmost respect.

[kyley_b]

physically, yeah. personality wise he's a bit of a douche, imo. but maybe i just think that because my buddy is hurting.

i do. i hate it. you think i'm gonna mess this up by catching feelings, don't you.

[givehead]

Most hot guys like me tend to be douches, yeah. It's part of the Hot Person Contract we sign at birth. Can't do much about it.

I dunno. Maybe. I'd recommend fucking other people, but that didn't exactly work for me, so. I don't think there's a real answer, y'know?

[kyley_b]

yeah. yeah, that seems to be the thing.

i'm just helping him out. for seriously. i know not to get in the way of love. and he wouldn't screw me over, he's just a sweet nerd.

[givehead]

If you're sure, man.

[kyley_b]

well now i'm not!@ i'm trying to be cool and have fun and you guys are like ugh kyle you're so sensitive ugh kyle be careful ugh kyle you fall in love with your friends all the time ugh kyle you're so stupid

[givehead]

Bro, I would be worried about any of my friends entering their slut era. Most people psychologically struggle with friends-with-benefits in the long term for one reason or another.

Anyone who tries to be cool is automatically not cool, dude.

[kyley_b]

well i'm not cool then.


i shouldn't have told anybody.

[givehead]

Naw. Hey, I really am happy for you, dude.

I'm probably just projecting. I've been a total jackass in the past over failed relationships.

[kyley_b]

except now you're like one half of folkmore's most stable couple!

striders are jerks. but you? you're not a complete jackass.

[givehead]

Yeah, and I have no fucking clue how I managed that, bro. Ken is a saint.

Not in this timeline. Not yet, anyway. Have you been talking to my bro?

[kyley_b]

he can be.
is he ok? i know he's been through a lot.

give yourself a break, dude.
uh not really. i know he's john's roommate or whatever...

[shit.]

[givehead]

We're working on it. He isn't doing great, but he will be okay. I'm taking care of him.

Nah. No such thing as giving myself a break.

Fair enough. Haven't really said much to him either. (Which was kinda par the course of his usual relationship with Dave, oop.




Wait a second.)

Oh my god.

[kyley_b]

i'm trading up on stuff at the library about trauma counseling. i'll help him any way i can.

well you should try. you're a surprisingly good guy.

what? oh my god, what?