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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

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1. I’d appreciate you not phrasing it as me being a ‘simp’ for Thirteen.

2. The rabbit you chased off your property last week wanted me to relay the message: Your turnips suck anyway.

3. I said ‘horror movie’ not ‘whore or movie’ and you know it. The second one doesn’t even make sense!

4. Stop leaving me ‘ghost sound’ voice mails. I know it’s you. You keep giggling at your own prank.

5. Text him!

1. Please don't ironically join a cult.

2. That's a really terrible idea.

3. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience.

4. I thought it was a cat but I was wrong. This Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.

5. Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

1. They don’t really make a card for ‘I’m sorry my wyvern ate your mailbox’, huh?

2. When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.

3. He said he found my twin and then sent me a photo of a Pomeranian in a tutu.

4. Yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party. No exceptions.

5. Text him!

in my defense it's really funny

[ ooc; Info in profile, permissions here. OTA for shipping, wide open to gen. ]

1. I don't have enough spoons for this.
2. It's difficult -- I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
3. How I feel? Oh, only -- like a too-clever fox caught me and is feeding me to her kits.
It hurts, but they are so adorable.

Bring your own text!

Are you drunk?

i. I'm sorry I bit you when you woke me up. It was meant affectionately, if that helps.

ii. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know. Balance.

iii. I fell asleep on the floor again. I dont want help, just a pillow. It's kind of nice down here.

iv. I just wanted to take a normal walk in the woods, but now I'm in a tree.

1. No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
2. Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
3. You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
4. I woke up covered in my own blood. I think I'm fine. A little lightheaded.

why would you assume such a thing? this is slander! my father's a lawyer!

1. Stop texting me, I'm trying to sleep

2. I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference!

3. Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying. Again.

4. I am no longer trapped in the server room, in case anyone was wondering.

1. Alright, so where did all these finger paintings on my bedroom wall come from?

2. You just kept mumbling, "Shit, shit, shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.

3. Walking around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants. I get a grade for this.

4. I don't know where I am, but there are firefighters.

5. I made 300 spoons today by selling pizza at 4 spoons a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library.

6. text her!

Oh. Well.

They're very nice! Thank you! You must have a lot of experience with this.

Which is perfectly respectable eating and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Your dad isn’t here, Kyle. You can’t sue me.

You are definitely drunk.

Thanks! I paint my own all the time but the chance to do someone else’s is rare. I just couldn’t help it, I knew it’d look adorable on you!

i. we were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. i didnt mind.
ii. do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a giant bat?
iii. i just thanked tataru for giving me cash without asking what interest was going to be. does anyone have any advice on how to get a lot of gil really quickly?
iv. i just ordered a huge thing of pasta and i'm going to eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch.
v. i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy.

Usually someone would consider a humiliating prank of some kind, but this was much appreciated in contrast.

I almost feel like I should repay you somehow. I don't take funds, but I write songs. So I could play you music sometime.

1. Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Monday

2. Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...

3. glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.

4. i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.

5. Text him.

1. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

2. With your own penis?

3. So I'm pretty sure the object of my emotional interest is tired of playing with me...

4. Return my video game.

5. You updated twitter but didn't answer my text. I know you're alive. >:(

6. [[Text him!]]

1. Your horoscope this morning... very interesting... good luck today!

2. Hahaha, figures. Hmm... should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

3. I heard we made out.

4. Great. Don't do shady things like that, okay?

5. There was a point where some of my friends attempted MOIs, which stands for Makeout On Introduction.

6. [[Text him.]]

Thank you for the support. I appreciate it. I haven't had time to clean any spoons.

Awww. I love you too!

[he is not taking this seriously]

I would offer to lend you a skeleton, but they're useless without direction so you would be stuck taking the time to teach them to clean spoons. A less-than-useful hurdle.

I *think* skeletons are doing our dishes still, but Nav would know better.

Edited 2023-02-20 19:21 (UTC)

Oh, no! Not a prank at all! Think of it more as street art on a teeny tiny canvas!

Wooooow my own private concert? :O I wouldn’t normally charge for something I did for funsies but who can say no to an offer like that?

1. I just found a plastic monkey in my hoodie pocket?

2. I painted my nails silver! :)

3. If it were my dying wish, would you come over to save me? ...Want to come over anyway?

4. The elephan ear plant popped a new leaf! Yay!

5. I want to be a sock model.

6. [[Text him]]

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